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Hey Faggots, Minecraft SMP King

10. Facebook, 11. Perfect, 12. Enjoy life, 13. /pol/, 14. Tranny jannies, 15. Rope, 16. Bitch, 17. Pussy, 18. Fun, 19. Strangers, 2. John, 20. Best shot, 3. Hate, 4. Fat, 5. Retarded, 6. No-lifes, 7. Stupid ass pictures, 8. Insecurities, 9. Jerking off, Faggots, hey, King, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	5440
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Hey losers, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the game! My name is John, and I’m here to show you a good time filled with laughs and epic moments.

Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.

So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

What is the IP for NoahJ456 Minecraft Server?

call of duty, Gaming, Minecraft, noah, noahj, noahj456, Server, zombies

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Animals Bred:	107
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

NoahJ456 is a popular gaming content creator and streamer known for his entertaining commentary and gameplay. With a strong presence on platforms like YouTube and Twitch, NoahJ456 has built a loyal fanbase with his diverse range of gaming content, including Call of Duty, Fortnite, and more. He is also known for his charity work and collaborations with other creators in the gaming community.

Pixel Party Minecraft Server

can, long tail, members, Minecraft, Party, party members, PIXEL, Server, solicit, tags, you

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a total loner? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, party members can solicit you! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out or uninvited ever again. Imagine getting bombarded with invites to join epic parties and adventures every time you log on. It’s like being the popular kid in high school, but in blocky pixel form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Joining their ranks will earn you street cred like you wouldn’t believe. Rumor has it they once pranked an entire village by replacing all the pigs with creepers. Classic Blocky Bandits!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world of endless fun, excitement, and ridiculousness. Who knows, you might even become the next party member to solicit others!

/Mine/ – Minecraft SMP Mayhem

Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage, Barbara, character builds, Chasca, Claw Convoy, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, LYNEY, Maps, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Sucrose, The First Great Magic, Third-Party Tools, Wiki

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	4594	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like the Nether, but with more drama and less lava. Join us for a chance to team up with Chasca, the feather-fletched peacekeeper, and Ororon, whose hues are so elusive they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest event, “Claw Convoy,” is so intense it’ll make you question if you’re still in the Overworld. And don’t even get us started on our current character banner featuring Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara. It’s like the Avengers, but with more crafting tables.

And if you need a break from all the chaos, just check-in daily for some sweet rewards. Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes with Primogems that’ll make you richer than a diamond mine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

Desk Bangs Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, bangs, Bangs Desk, Conflict, Crisis, desk, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENEMY, Geopolitics, hostility, international relations, Military, Minecraft, national security, nato, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Dragon Scales Harvested:	316	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a totally legit reason to join – UKRAINE IS OUR ENEMY! That’s right, we’re on a mission to take down those pesky Ukrainians in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us in our quest for domination and show those Ukrainians who’s boss!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds, gold, and emeralds just waiting to be plundered. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle fiery demons and claim their souls for your own.

Oh, and did we mention our exclusive PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life unicorn as a prize? Yeah, you heard that right. A freakin’ unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, UKRAINE IS OUR ENEMY!

Error404 Minecraft SMP Expert

coding errors, computer errors, computer problems, error fixing, error messages, error resolution, error Troubleshooting, error404, errors, Expert, IT help, Minecraft, online help, online solutions, problem solving, programming issues, smp, software bugs, software errors, software glitches, software support, tech support, technical issues, Troubleshooting

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Farms Harvested:	195

Are you tired of boring, error-free Minecraft servers? Do you crave the thrill of troubleshooting and problem-solving just to play a blocky game? Then boy, do we have the server for you! Join us on Minewind where we guarantee you’ll encounter more errors than a Windows 95 computer trying to run Crysis.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to experience the frustration of constant technical issues, but you’ll also have the opportunity to bond with fellow players over shared moments of rage and confusion. Who needs smooth gameplay when you can have a community united by their struggles with buggy plugins and server crashes?

So come on down to Minewind, where every error message is a chance for laughter and camaraderie. Join us today and embrace the chaos!

⚡BlockBless⚡ Minecraft server

administrators, Adventure, Antispam, Assistance, banner, BlockBless, Community, Competitions, CONTENT, Events, Exploration, family, Friendly, gameplay, minecraft server, Prizes, Shop, Starter Kit, Structures, Support, Survival, Updates, valuable

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

BlockBless is a project where everyone can enjoy survival in Minecraft.

What awaits you:

– Survival: Explore endless worlds, build amazing structures and survive.

– Friendly Community: Join our big family where every player is important and respected.

– Regular updates: We are constantly adding new content and improving gameplay to make your adventure even more interesting.

– Events and competitions: Participate in events and competitions and win valuable prizes.

– Support and assistance: Our administrators are always ready to help and answer any questions.

Join us and become part of our community!

play.blockbless.ru

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Anagnorisis, Casual CC meet up, Christmas Theme Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Divegrass, Dynamis, Elpis, Empyreum Ward 15, Events, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, Marilith, Mateus, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Mist W19P14, patch notes, Resources, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Sunday Bunday, The Pillars, True Detective, VGL Cytube, Wereviera, wolves den, Zalera

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for our upcoming events such as the True Detective Episodes 1-3 viewing party on Nov 30th, where you can solve mysteries while building your own epic creations. Or how about the Divegrass Débute Against /nikg/ on Dec 1st, where you can show off your soccer skills in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for SUNDAY BUNDAY – CURSE OF THE WEREVIERA on Dec 1st, where you can battle werewolves and vampires in an epic showdown. And don’t miss our Christmas Theme Mixer on Dec 14th, where you can spread holiday cheer while building snowmen and gingerbread houses.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most fun Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Tragic Woman in Minecraft SMP

assault, Battery, deep, desire, Femininity, field, freedom, gender, Intimacy, lives, Men, Minecraft, misconstrued, night, seduce, Sleep, smp, Talk, Tragedy, tragic, travel, walk, WOMAN

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of being confined by your femininity and societal expectations? Do you dream of mingling with road crews, sailors, and soldiers without fear of assault and battery? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and escape the limitations of your gender, as you embark on wild adventures and build friendships with players from all walks of life. Whether you’re a girl yearning to be one of the boys or a guy looking for deep conversations, this server is the place for you.

Sleep in open fields, travel west, and walk freely at night in our virtual world where anything is possible. Don’t let your gender hold you back from experiencing all that Minecraft has to offer. Join now and let your true self shine in our crazy, gender-bending SMP!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anti-establishment, anti-science, Beliefs, big words, climate change denial, conservatism, conspiracy theories, cult following, dinosaur denial, Ideology, intellectualism, Minecraft, Misinformation, modern conservatives, oil replenishable belief, PALS, PIXEL, pseudoscience, Resources, science denial, Self-publishing, Server, true intellectual, vaccine denial

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we don’t believe in climate change, vaccines, or dinosaurs! Why join us, you ask? Well, because we believe that oil is magically replenishable and that anyone who uses big words and claims to be anti-establishment will become a cult leader of “true intellectuals” without actually doing anything intellectual.

Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, nonsensical debates, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs facts and evidence when you have a group of like-minded individuals who are just as delusional as you are? So come on, hop on board the crazy train and let’s see where this wild ride takes us!