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UnattractiveAF Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, body image, Body language, facial expressions, Feedback, hygiene, Minecraft, personal grooming, physical appearance, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-perception, self-perception bias, signs of unattractiveness, smp, social cues, social interactions, UnattractiveAF

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	80
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you constantly getting rejected by creepers in Minecraft? Do even the Endermen avoid making eye contact with you? It might be a sign that you’re not as attractive as you think in our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!

So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!

HatePretendCraft

dislike, facade, fake smiles, Faking It, false enthusiasm, forced positivity, HatePretendCraft, Hidden feelings, insincerity, keeping up appearances, masking true feelings, not genuine, peer pressure, pretending, pretending to be happy, pretending to care, pretending to enjoy, Pretending to love, putting on a show, social pressure, societal expectations

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Potions Brewed:	183
Divine Spears Created:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of people pretending to like things they actually hate! Our server is a safe haven for all those who are tired of fake smiles and forced enthusiasm.

On our server, you can unleash your true feelings without fear of judgment. Want to build a giant statue of a middle finger to express your disdain for something? Go for it! Feel like creating a dungeon filled with mobs that represent all the things you secretly hate? No problem!

We encourage our players to be their authentic selves and embrace their inner haters. So if you’re ready to let your true feelings shine in a hilarious and outrageous way, join our server today!

BlockyPoxGlobalCrisis

BlockyPoxGlobalCrisis, disease control, disease prevention, emergency preparedness, Epidemic, global health emergency, global health threat, global pandemic, health crisis, healthcare crisis, Infectious Disease, international response, measles outbreak, medical emergency, mpox, outbreak, public health crisis, vaccination campaign, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crops Grown:	5480	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well do i have the server for u! WHO just declared a mpox outbreak a global health emergency on our server! join now to fight off the infected mobs and save the world! but be careful, u might catch mpox yourself and turn into a zombie player! join now for the craziest minecraft experience ever! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Good vs Evil: Minecraft Balance

balance, belief system, cause and effect, cosmic balance, Duality, Ethics, Evil, Good, INCREASED, interconnectedness, Karma, Minecraft, moral compass, morality, Nature, perspective, philosophy, society, spirituality, things, yin and yang

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7814
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like nature’s way of balance or something? well, you’re in luck, my friend! our server is like a magical place where evil things happen because we do so many good things! it’s like, totally mind-blowing, right?

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of evil sheep attack you. but don’t worry, because our server has special weapons like exploding chickens and flying pigs to help you fight them off. it’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on!

oh, and did i mention that our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army? yeah, that’s right. these majestic creatures will protect you from any danger and even give you magical powers to help you on your quest for epicness.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate balance of good and evil in the most absurd and hilarious way possible. trust me, you won’t regret it!

RockinHenge500

Ancient monument, archaeology, bluestone, Cultural significance, england, Enigmatic, geological mystery, historical site, long distance, Mysterious, Neolithic, prehistoric, Quarry, Rock, RockinHenge500, Salisbury Plain, standing stones, stonehenge, Transportation, welsh, Wiltshire

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	128	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest sh*t eva! Like, did u know dat Stonehenge’s weirdest rock came from, like, 500 miles away? Dat’s sum wild stuff, man. Imagine all da adventures u can have on our server, like tryna find dat rock in Minecraft and bringin it back to Stonehenge.

And get dis, we got a secret underground cave full of diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But watch out, cuz there’s a herd of zombie pigs guardin it. U gotta be sneaky like a ninja to get dem treasures.

Plus, we got a giant chicken boss dat drops a diamond sword every time u defeat it. It’s like a real-life video game, bro. So come join us on dis server and let’s have some epic fun together!

minecraft.hakim.family

Anarchy, gaming multiplayer virtualworld sandbox community survival adventure creative roleplaying exploration building crafting social fantasy exploration online MMORPG indie simulation cooperative

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Hakim Home Minecraft server is the server to have fun. enjoy your play with family and friends. build your world and share with others. everybody are welcome.

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EchoMC

Based, Bedwars, Coming Soon, Earth, EchoMC, everyday, Friends, Fun, Ip:, Join, LifeSteal, Meet, minecraft server, new, Play, PORT, Skyblock, Small, Survival, Version 1.19-1.20+

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9040
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Items Found:	8653
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8581	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

IP: play.echomc.fun Port: 25565

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Procrastination SMP: The Server for those who get things done…eventually

anarchy server, build projects, Community, dedicated players, discord server, done…eventually, Friendly, games, gaming interests, Griefers, hackers, Mature, new members, Players, procrastination, respectful, rules, Server, shared interest, smp, Variety of Games, Welcoming

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!

Description

Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are hackers allowed on the server?	No, hackers are not allowed on the server. We have a zero tolerance policy for hacking.
What games do you play in the discord server?	We encourage playing a variety of games with other community members, but Minecraft is always the center of our activities.
Do I need to join the discord to join the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the discord to join the Minecraft server. Here is the invite link: https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv
Are griefers tolerated on the server?	No, griefers are not allowed on the server. We expect all players to be respectful to others.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

amazeballz, bad, Boss, crazy, disbelief, dysphoria, eat soap, Game, Icon, Minecraft, numbered playthrough, PixelPals, psychologic horror, sanity, Server, she did what, Situation, spooker sub, Talk, Underwater

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter.

Are you tired of boring old servers? Well, on our server, we have underwater psychological horror where you have to eat soap to keep your sanity! It’s called Spooker Sub, and trust us, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where you can become a total boss/icon for a certain number of minutes. Who wouldn’t want to be the ultimate ruler of the server for a limited time?

Oh, and did we mention that we have a cure for dysphoria? That’s right, on our server, all your worries and troubles will disappear as you immerse yourself in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. You won’t believe the crazy stories and adventures that await you on our server. See you there!

Minecraft SMP – /f1/ – Relentless Formula One General – Real Gimi Edition

2024 WCC Standings, 2024 WDC Standings, 2024 WEC Standings, African F1 race, Alpine 100 Race Plan, Antonelli, Domenicali, Edition, f1, F1exposure, Fernando Alonso, FIA President, Formula, formula one, general, Gimi, Grote Prijs van Amx, Hamilton, Helmut Marko, Juan Pablo Montoya, lando norris, Lap 7302, leclerc, Magui Corceiro, McDonalds, Minecraft, Mohammed Ben Sulayem., Nico Hülkenberg, real, Real gimi Edition, RELENTLESS, Rwanda GP, S. Checo Pérez, smp, Tsunoda, Vegas GP tickets

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to win the Grote Prijs van Amx! Just like Nico Hülkenberg going 220 Grands Prix without a podium, you can go 220 days without getting griefed by a creeper. And if you’re feeling like Fernando Alonso waiting 193 Grands Prix for a win, don’t worry, our server events will have you feeling like a champion in no time.

We have a FantasyGP league with a passcode that’s harder to crack than a Redstone puzzle (12481614, good luck!). And just like Tsunoda feeling ready for the top, you’ll feel like a more complete player after joining our SMP.

Plus, our server news is more entertaining than a Juan Pablo Montoya McDonald’s reveal. From Lando Norris denying relationships to Domenicali’s confidence in sporting drama, you’ll be more hooked than a fish on a lure.

So come join us for an outrageous Minecraft experience that’s more exciting than a Vegas GP ticket price!