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MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

NoKidsAllowedCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.

Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?

So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!

AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

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so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

CraftyCutsMC

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u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

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so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

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ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

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ZogCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	82
Void Armor Forged:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Potions Brewed:	145
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crops Grown:	1668

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	462
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	179	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

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