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The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6306
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Divine Spears Created:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

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Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Magic Items Found:	8047
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	7206	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Void Armor Forged:	16

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ores Mined:	8783
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	168	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Animals Bred:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	256
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Crops Grown:	8566
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magic Items Found:	4860
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1760	Dimension Hops:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Star Shards Collected:	178
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

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Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

blocky, cyber discrimination, cyberbullying, discrimination, equality, harmful behavior, harmful comments, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, prejudice, RAINBOW, Server, social media

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	5298	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!