New Minecraft Servers 2025

Derp dream Minecraft Servers

Derp dream Minecraft Servers

  • GenderIneqCraft: AR-LA-OK Edition

    GenderIneqCraft: AR-LA-OK Edition
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 2460
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 176 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

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    come join our epic minecraft server where everything is upside down and inside out just like gender inequality in Arkansas, Louisiana, and Oklahoma! we have the craziest builds and the wackiest players who will make you feel like you’re in a whole new world. women in our server are treated like queens, with more health boosts, financial security, and safety than you can imagine. so why wait? join now and experience the most gender equal minecraft server out there!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tilted Tavern: Where semi-vanilla gets mixed up with towny, slimefun, and dungeons for some chaotic cross-play shenanigans!

    Tilted Tavern: Where semi-vanilla gets mixed up with towny, slimefun, and dungeons for some chaotic cross-play shenanigans!
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 3514
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Runes Activated: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

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    Tilted Tavern <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/oolwf-middle-school/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Connect

    Server IP (Java/Bedrock): IP: mc.tiltedtavern.net
    Geyser Port: 19132
    Bedrock Session Join: Add Xbox Live Friend: TiltedTav

    There is always something new to discover and enjoy with compatibility for both Bedrock and Java clients. Explore and conquer a vast custom Earth world on our Towny server, where adventure awaits at every corner!

    Server Features

    • Earth: Claim and build in a massive topographical model of Earth!
    • Cross Play Support: We support all Java Edition and Bedrock platforms!
    • Towny: A distinctively rebalanced Towny setup featuring a fast travel system!
    • Slimefun: Our Slimefun plugin offers the full modded Minecraft experience without the need to install any mods!
    • Levels: Earn special perks and rewards simply by playing on the server and progressing!
    • Dungeons: Battle for survival! Defeat bosses, complete quests, earn rare loot, and level up!

    Join us and become a part of our ever-expanding Minecraft community. Whether you’re an architect, an explorer, a strategist, or a dreamer, Tilted Tavern offers an adventure tailored to your desires. Get ready to shape the course of history on our monumental Earth replica. Adventure awaits!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I play on the server using both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition? A: Yes, our server supports both Java and Bedrock clients.

    Q: What is the main feature of the server? A: The main feature is the custom Earth world where players can claim and build on.

    Q: Are there special rewards for leveling up on the server? A: Yes, players can earn special perks and rewards by progressing on the server.

    Q: Is there PvP on the server? A: The server has dungeons where players can battle for survival, but PvP is not the main focus.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyTF2G Minecraft Server

    CraftyTF2G Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 7599
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our Summer Grilling Edition update is live, where you can cook up some delicious virtual BBQ while battling it out with your friends. Our Bug and Desk Engineer fixes will ensure that your gameplay experience is smoother than a baby’s bottom.

    Join us for the 7th Comic event, where we’ll be working on creating the most hilarious and action-packed storyline you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Our Official Sites will keep you updated on all the latest news and events, so you never miss out on the fun.

    Frag with /tf2g/ every Friday and Saturday afternoon, where the competition is fierce and the laughs are endless. Our Official Server in the EU is the place to be for all your fragging needs. But wait, there’s more! Join our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata for even more outrageous adventures.

    Check out our resources for FAQs, mods, loadouts, HUDs, scripting, trading, stats, sprays, and even leaks from our creators. And don’t forget to read tf2g’s Guide to Heavy for some pro tips on dominating the battlefield.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and experience the most wild and wacky gameplay you’ve ever seen. See you online, adventurer!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP_CraftyCreeper203023365

    SMP_CraftyCreeper203023365
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 3291
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6254 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us on our server where the cows have taken over and demand sacrifices of golden apples in exchange for safe passage through their pastures. The villagers have formed a rebellion against the iron golems and are now armed with enchanted diamond swords.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the skeletons have perfected their moonwalk.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of sanity), then come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sis’ Minecraft Server: No Stepkids Allowed

    Sis’ Minecraft Server: No Stepkids Allowed
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 8924
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Towns Built: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Potions Brewed: 66
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even the most seasoned soap opera writers couldn’t dream up.

    Ever wanted to escape your own crazy family drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your mom’s messy love life and your stepdad drama. Build your own virtual family and create your own storylines that make even the Kardashians jealous.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free imaginary DNA test to determine your Minecraft lineage. Who knows, you might just find out that your blocky father is actually a Creeper in disguise.

    So why wait? Join our server today and become the hero of your own virtual family saga. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create yourself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cheater’s Retreat

    Cheater’s Retreat
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 2480
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2424 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Towns Built: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

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    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re gay, straight, trans, or even a blocksexual (we don’t judge).

    Join us and escape the chaos of family life – no pastor-required conversion therapy here! Build your dream world with us and leave the real-world drama behind. Plus, our server is run by a friendly coworker-loving admin who will always have your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to endless blocky adventures!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP

    LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 4128
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 139
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious server out there! We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MemoryCraft – Build, Mine, Laugh!

    MemoryCraft – Build, Mine, Laugh!
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 9394
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

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    Remember that time you were building a giant chicken statue on top of a mountain and a group of creepers decided to crash the party? Yeah, that was a blast. Or how about the time you accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers into your friend’s meticulously designed village? Classic.

    Join our Minecraft server for endless shenanigans and chaos that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic pranks to insane building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that only the bravest and craziest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GazaVaxCraft

    GazaVaxCraft
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 416
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 473 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

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    so like, u know how there’s always fighting in gaza? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we have PAUSES in fighting for POLIO VACCINATION! like, how crazy is that? come join us and help save lives while building epic structures in minecraft! who knew saving the world could be so much fun? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in more ways than one!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 11YesWins

    11YesWins
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 2184
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Enchantments Applied: 299
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

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    u wanna join dis server cuz it’s da bomb diggity, like seriously, u need 11 YESes or wins in a row for ultimate satisfaction, like who even does dat? only da coolest peeps on dis server, dat’s who. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground lair filled with cake and puppies. oh, and did i mention dat our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes? yea, u heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA. so what are u waiting for? come join da fun and see if u got what it takes to be a true minecraft legend on dis server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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