deranged whistling – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Crafty Internet Mines – Minecraft Server

#icecream, apples, babies out their mouths, Bananas, bubble-gum cabbage, chicken nuggets, chocolatebars, Crafty, deranged whistling, feet for a face, gibberish, internet, John McCann, light-switch, marbles, Minecraft, Mines, sellotape, Server, smelling the floor, suspenders, topsy turvy world, upside down

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got bananas that will make you rethink your entire existence, ice cream made of sellotape, and cows that laugh like Marty after too many bananas! Join us for a topsy turvy world where anything is possible, even babies being born out of mouths! Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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New Server IP
MommaDressNoMess

brother, compromise, Connection, family, family dynamics, family harmony, fiancée, Inheritance, MommaDressNoMess, mother’s dress, selfish, sentimental, sentimentality, sibling rivalry, Siblings, special day, tradition, Upset, Wedding, wedding dress, wedding planning

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds, not wedding dresses! Our server is so close-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family without any of the wedding dress drama. And if anyone tries to steal your loot, just tell them it’s “just a dress” and watch them run away in confusion. So join us now and let’s mine away the family feuds together! #NotJustADress #MinecraftFamilyFun

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MemorableMinecraftSMP

cherished memory, defining moment, impactful event, impactful memory, lasting impression, life-changing moment, life-defining moment, memorable experience, memorable milestone, MemorableMinecraftSMP, milestone moment, pivotal experience, significant memory, significant milestone, special occasion, standout experience, standout memory, unforgettable event, unforgettable experience, unforgettable memory, unforgettable moment

Picture this: You’re minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best flossing moves and the llama is so impressed, it starts dropping diamonds like they’re hot potatoes. Next thing you know, you’re the proud owner of a llama dance crew and you’re taking over the server one epic dance battle at a time. Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unforgettable moments of your life!

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New Server IP
ProudNSFWSecretCraft

Confidence, empowerment, Exploration, fetish, fulfillment, kink, Liberation, NSFW, Pleasure, Proud, ProudNSFWSecretCraft, satisfaction, secret, Self Discovery, Sexuality, taboo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, most NSFW place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets with pride. From building giant phallic statues to hosting twerking competitions in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground strip club where the creepers are the dancers and the zombies are the bouncers. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe something else too)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server today and let your freak flag fly high! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen.

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New Server IP
Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, Commanders, Conflict, Defense, forces, Havoc, hezbollah, Ibrahim Aqil, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Minecraft, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, strike, Terrorism

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than the IDF taking out Ibrahim Aqil and 15 Hezbollah commanders! it’s a wild ride of explosions and chaos, just like our server! join now for the most intense battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement right here on our server! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
CraftyKremlinKilla

Activist, Assassination, Associate, Attack, CraftyKremlinKilla, crime, detained, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Navalny, opposition, Orchestrating, Poisoning, Poland, Political, Russian, SUSPECT, suspicion

so, like, imagine this: a russian dude, right, gets caught in poland for, like, planning some crazy attack on a dude who’s, like, pals with navalny. but, like, forget about that drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s a total party up in here. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances every friday night. so, like, grab your pickaxe and come join the fun before the russian spies come looking for you too!

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New Server IP
Plastic Paradise – Coral Sink

coral, coral anatomy, Coral Reefs, ecological study, environmental impact, environmental research, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine life, microplastic contamination, microplastics, ocean pollution, Paradise, Plastic, plastic contamination, plastic debris, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, SINK, skeleton, surface mucus, tissue

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got corals that are like, totally into recycling! These corals are like, the OG environmentalists, they’re out here sucking up all the microplastics like a vacuum cleaner.

Join our server and witness the magic of corals turning into plastic-eating machines. It’s like watching a superhero movie, but with corals instead of Iron Man.

So if you want to save the planet while playing Minecraft, come on over and help our coral buddies clean up the ocean. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a plastic treasure chest hidden deep within the coral reefs. It’s like a plastic scavenger hunt, but with more explosions (not really, explosions are bad for the environment).

Join now and be a part of the plastic-purging coral revolution!

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New Server IP
GegCraft MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Customplugins, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to GegCraft MC!

We are a network with a Survival mode at the moment. We will soon add more modes! We have friendly staff members, and our server is designed to make sure you have fun and a good time.

We have crates, exclusive kits, daily rewards, /shop, protest system and much more!

Join now with the IP gegcraft.org, and if you are a bedrock user the port is 19132. Join! What are you waiting for?

gegcraft.org

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New Server IP
KrystalMC

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, Explore, Fun, Jobs, KrystalMC, Minecraft, Missions, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual

Custom Survival Server We have economy, missions, jobs, ranks and much more! What are you waiting for? Go now: krystalmc.retlyhosting.net or also us2.retlyhosting.net:4214

us2.retlyhosting.net:4214

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New Server IP
⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

luxe.zrich.ru

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New Server IP
Chuds Go Trans Minecraft Server

become the girl, can’t get girls, chuds, crazy, gender affirmation, gender dysphoria, gender dysphoria treatment, Gender Expression, Gender fluid, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, gender reassignment, gender transformation, Genderqueer, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Server, trannies, Trans, Transgender, transitioning, True

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Are you tired of not being able to get girls? Well, on our server, you can simply become the girl! And if that’s not wild enough for you, we only accept other trannies. It’s a crazy, wacky world out there and we’re here to embrace it all. Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

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