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CakeSmash Minecraft Server

AITAH, CakeSmash, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional outburst, emotional response, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, Guilt, household responsibilities, lack of apology, leaving my smashed cake on the ground, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, perfectionism, seeking forgiveness, seeking validation, self-care, Server, sibling dynamics

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Void Armor Forged:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dropping cakes on the floor is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of chaotic kitchen mishaps and emotional meltdowns. Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good cry in the bathroom and have a knack for causing accidental messes.

Experience the thrill of being blamed for everything, just like in real life! Build your own virtual cake only to watch it fall to the ground as your fellow players shout at you for being “stupid and careless.”

But don’t worry, on our server, there’s always a chance for redemption. Will you stand your ground and demand an apology for your fallen cake, or will you run to the bathroom to cry it out like a true Minecraft warrior? The choice is yours!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and chaos of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. And remember, on our server, the messier, the better!

ShopTilUDropCraft

American Eagle, Bath and Body Works, boys trip, DAUGHTER, Fairness, family, Gifts, Gratitude, Happiness, Jealousy, Jeans, Mall, Mascara, Promotion, shopping spree, ShopTilUDropCraft, Siblings, Starbucks, Treats, Ulta, vacation

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating everyone equally… unless they’re on a boys trip to Michigan! Join us for a wild adventure filled with shopping sprees, Bath and Body Works candles, American Eagle jeans, and Starbucks runs.

Experience the thrill of getting your daughter everything she wants while your son is away, only to have him come back and throw a fit because he didn’t get anything. Will you choose sides in this epic family drama? Will you use your promotion for good or for chaos?

Join us now and navigate through the twists and turns of family dynamics in a world where even Minecraft can’t escape the drama! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

CraftySavings Minecraft Server

budgeting tricks, clever shortcuts, cost-effective solutions, CraftySavings, diy projects, efficient learning, financial literacy, frugal living, innovative techniques, life hacks, Minecraft, money management, money saving tips, practical knowledge, productivity hacks, Resourcefulness, Server, smart spending, thrifty tips, Time management, time saving hacks, unique skills, unusual skills

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret technique that allows you to find diamonds in just five minutes! How, you ask? Well, let’s just say our resident diamond expert, Diamond Dave, has a special connection with the diamond gods and can summon them at will.

But that’s not all! Have you ever wanted to fly in survival mode? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that gives you the ability to sprout wings and soar through the skies like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And don’t worry about falling to your death – our resident healer, Dr. Enderman, is always on standby to teleport you back to safety.

And if you’re tired of building the same old boring houses, fear not! Our server has a special building contest every week where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, once you see the amazing creations our players come up with, you’ll be inspired to build the Minecraft version of the Taj Mahal.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

PvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvP

Abuse, Atrocity, BETRAYAL, brutality, crime, Cruelty, Disturbing, Evil, harm, heinous, Horror, Inhumanity, perpetrator, PvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvP, Shocking.., Traumatic, unforgivable, Victim, violence, witnessed, worst thing

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Have you ever witnessed someone build a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks just to flex on their friends? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic builds, and a community of players who are always up to no good (in the best way possible, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Battle of the Blocks” event, where players compete in epic PvP battles using nothing but…you guessed it, blocks! Will you be the last one standing on a tower made of obsidian? Or will you fall into a pit of lava while trying to build your way to victory? The only way to find out is to join us and experience the chaos for yourself.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, look no further! Join us today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and maybe even a little bit confused. Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

BolsonaroCraft: MoneyLaunderingFun

Accountability, bolsonaro, BolsonaroCraft, Brazil, charges, Corruption, criminal association, Ethics, ex-president, Government, indictment, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, money laundering, MoneyLaunderingFun, Police, Political, scandal, sources, transparency

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got ex-President Bolsonaro playing with us, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret. he’s, like, totally into money laundering and criminal association, but, like, who isn’t, amirite? come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even learn some new tricks from our ex-president friend. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Skynet’s Butterfly Effect

action, Artificial Intelligence, Assassination, butterfly, consequences, destiny, Dystopia, effect, fate, Future, Humanity, john connor, Paradox, resistance, Robots, Sarah Connor, Sci Fi, skynet, Skynets, Technology, terminator, Thriller, time travel

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the terminator is actually a friendly npc who gives you diamonds for completing quests! imagine being besties with a robot who just wants to help you mine for resources. plus, if you don’t join, skynet might get mad and send a horde of evil robots after you in real life. don’t risk it, come play on our server and save humanity from a robot uprising!

Greenhaven

Adventure, Anarchy, BETRAYAL, building, Champion, city, Depths, fate, Fighting, Greenhaven, hidden truths, Life, Magic, Newcomer, Nolandclaim, PvP, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Semianarchy, sethomes, Skills, smp, strength, Survival, teamwork, Treasures, Ultimate

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Towns Built:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Greenhaven, a city once brimming with magic and life, now lay dormant, ensnared in the clutches of nature’s overgrowth. Within its decaying remnants, lost treasures await discovery. Secrets whisper of an untold past, hinting at an event shrouded in mystery. It’s up to you, the adventurous newcomer, to delve deep into Greenhaven’s depths, unearthing its secrets and battling for supremacy. Your journey shall be filled with moments of strength, betrayal, and the unbreakable bonds of teamwork. The fate of Greenhaven lies in your hands as you uncover its hidden truths and strive to become the ultimate champion. Only time will tell how your story shall end in this once-great city

Greenhaven focuses on providing semi-vanilla, anarchy like gameplay with some needed plugins to make the experience more enjoyable. For example, basic teleport commands like, /tpa /sethome have been added. Do you have what it takes to thrive? Join this semi-anarchy Minecraft server and put your building, fighting and survival skills to the test!

Even though its called semi-anarchy, Greenhaven does have a few rules.

Rules:

No cheats/exploitsRespect fellow players and staffNo spam or advertisementsNo excessive swearing/offensive language

check out our Discord for more information: discord.gg/xVVq5H5j

158.69.7.152:2064

Welcome to The Celestial Dumpster Fire – where mods, nations, and geopolitics collide in chaos!

Adventures, AI factions, alliances, avatars, Celestial, Chaos, collide, Community, Diplomacy, Dumpster, Economy, Factions, Fire, Geopol, Geopolitics, Justice, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Nations, Origins, Server, Technology, TRADES

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Star Shards Collected:	152
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	3729

The Celestial Realm
[modded] {nations}
Ad sponsored by The Wineland. If you choose to join the server, ask about the Wineland.

Features
Constant Innovation
Thriving Economy
Justice System
Empower Your Avatar
Epic Adventures
Factions or Factionless?

CelestialRealm Cold War Edition 24

Invite: https://discord.gg/5zWrSNKvHM

FAQ

What is The Celestial Realm?

The Celestial Realm is a modded Minecraft server with a focus on nations, constant innovation, a thriving economy, a justice system, empowering player avatars, epic adventures, and faction or factionless gameplay.

How often are there updates and new content added?

Our dedicated server staff are always working on regular improvements and adding new tech trees, origins, magic powers, recipes/items, AI Factions, places to explore, and much more.

Can players trade and interact with each other?

Players can trade stocks, invest in bonds, secure loans from banks, explore a quest-based hub shop and player market, and interact through various in-game activities such as competitions, minigames, voting, diplomacy, and more.

Is there a discord server for The Celestial Realm?

Yes, you can join our Discord server using the following invite link: https://discord.gg/5zWrSNKvHM

How can players join nations or factions?

Players can build their own empire with customnpc troops, minecolonies, and soldiers, or join large nations to gain magical perks requested from Admin. Players can also choose to stake their claim in the wilderness and navigate the intricate web of UN laws, competitions, diplomacy, and diverse nation cultures.

Valve’s Player-Powered Anti-Cheat Minecraft Server

anti cheat, Anticheat, cheat detection, cheat prevention, community involvement, game development, game improvement, game integrity, game patches, game performance, game security, game support, game updates, Gaming Community, Minecraft, online gaming, outsourcing, Player Base, player feedback, player-engagement, playerpowered, Server, valve, Valves, video games

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Do you ever wish you could be the one to catch those pesky cheaters in your favorite games? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve taken it to the next level by outsourcing our anti-cheat to our very own player base! That’s right, you could be the hero we need to keep our server clean of hackers and exploiters.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have a knack for creating the most insane and challenging gameplay experiences. From lava-filled parkour courses to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wildest gaming community around. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets behind Valve’s decision to outsource their anti-cheat – and maybe even save the gaming world in the process!

Signs of Life Minecraft Server

activism, advocating for change, Awareness, call for action, CHANGE, Community, Demand, empowerment, fighting for justice, Hope, Life, Making A Difference, Minecraft, movement, protest, raising awareness, rallying cry, Server, signs, signs of life, social justice, standing together, Unity, voices heard

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8698	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some crazy adventures! We demand signs of life from all our players – literally! That’s right, if you don’t build a giant sign declaring your love for our server, you might just disappear into the void forever. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the depths of the Nether, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face around here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life – just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!