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depressed day Minecraft Servers

  • MomCraft Server

    MomCraft Server
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 9884
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4687 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Mines Excavated: 2723 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the overpowering smell of your mom’s cooking! We promise our virtual world is scent-free and full of adventure. Plus, we have a secret tunnel system where you can hide from any unwanted aromas. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and leave your nose-wracking problems behind.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • /MCFT/ – Minecraft SMP: Fishstick Edition

    /MCFT/ – Minecraft SMP: Fishstick Edition
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 2705
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to become a Marvel Hero in Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter 5 Season 4: ABSOLUTE DOOM! That’s right, you can fight alongside your favorite superheroes while building epic structures and battling it out with other players.

    But wait, there’s more! We have Rocket Racing Inferno Island where you can blaze past the finish line in style. And don’t forget about LEGO Fortnite v30.40, where you can use Bus Stations to fast travel around the map like never before.

    Oh, and did we mention that Fortnite is returning to iOS in the European Union? You can even get a free skin and items for completing XP Quests on Android and iOS devices. Plus, sign up for survey emails and receive the Free Sir Beurre Back Bling within 24 hours… maybe. It’s TBD, but hey, it’s free!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and thank the Bus Driver for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyJewGenocide

    CraftyJewGenocide
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 8603
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Zombie Dances: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Enchantments Applied: 208

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, wanna join dis crazy minecraft server where we buildin’ a replica of da Berlin Holocaust memorial but wit a twist? we gotz giant statues of creepers and zombies instead of da victims, cuz we be thinkin’ outside da block! come join us and help spread da word dat jews are actually da ones committin’ genocide on dem mobs! it’s gonna be a blast, literally, cuz we be blowin’ stuff up all day long! so come on over and let’s make history, or at least a really messed up version of it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JoylessCraft Minecraft Server

    JoylessCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 747
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Votes: 7672
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Magic Items Found: 3143 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once built a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, just for fun. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notchicorn, a majestic creature with a rainbow mane and diamond hooves.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. They once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but their beaks and sheer determination.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ”’>CraftyLinux SMP: The Drama Continues”’

    ”’>CraftyLinux SMP: The Drama Continues”’
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 3165
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Crops Grown: 4119
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5150 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they care about is building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing and one thing only – the Linux kernel! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, all we care about is making sure that Linux is running smoothly in our virtual world.

    Join us for epic adventures like battling evil bugs in the system, navigating through treacherous code caves, and defending our server from malicious malware mobs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of optimizing your virtual operating system, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

    So if you’re a true tech geek who’s looking for a server that’s as obsessed with the Linux kernel as you are, then come join us and let’s show the Minecraft world that when it comes to virtual worlds, the only thing that matters is a perfectly functioning operating system. Let’s get coding, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyHub: LoanLols

    CraftyHub: LoanLols
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 5503
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other! Our server is located in a magical land where you can build your dream home without worrying about loans or bills.

    Imagine a world where you can raise virtual babies without sacrificing your financial independence. No need to tap into your savings or argue with your husband about who should pay the bills – on our server, everything is free and fun!

    Escape to a place where you can live in a Baltic Sea resort without breaking the bank. Build a guest house, a family home, or even a bungalow for tourists – the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a mortgage when you can have a Minecraft mansion? Let’s build our virtual dream homes together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrokeCraftDreams

    BrokeCraftDreams
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 4961
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where diamonds are just a dream and emeralds are as rare as finding a unicorn in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can have all the riches you desire without spending a single penny! Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of chocolate, we have endless amounts of precious gems and resources just waiting for you to mine them. Join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft, because why settle for a measly iron pickaxe when you can have a diamond one encrusted with real diamonds? So come on, don’t be a peasant in the world of Minecraft, join our server and live like a Minecraft king!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VikingShipCapsize Minecraft Server

    VikingShipCapsize Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 5969
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 143
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

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    Yo, imagine if that archeologist was playing on our server instead of messing around with Viking ships! We got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even have time to think about capsizing. Join us and you’ll be sailing the high seas in no time, but don’t worry, our ships never sink (unless you want them to for some crazy pirate roleplay). Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life treasure hunt. So what are you waiting for? Come aboard and let’s make some history together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JudgeCraft: Starlink Suspended

    JudgeCraft: Starlink Suspended
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 8991
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. we got Musk goin’ all crazy on Brazil’s judge, like, what even is happenin’? and X, like, might get suspended or somethin’, and Starlink’s money is, like, frozen. but hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join our server and build a giant statue of a llama wearin’ a top hat? like, seriously, where else can you do that? plus, we got secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where all the animals talk and throw parties. so, like, forget about all the real world craziness and come join us for some wacky Minecraft fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCut Minecraft Server

    MineCut Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 2660
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, literally! – Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob: the rainbow unicorn pig. If you can find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. – We have a mini-game where players can ride on the backs of flying dolphins and race through the skies. It’s like Mario Kart, but with dolphins! – Our server is protected by a magical force field that repels all griefers and trolls. So you can build to your heart’s content without any worries.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GFbully69 Minecraft SMP

    GFbully69 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 3062
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    New Chunks Explored: 277506 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Crops Grown: 2435
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Animals Bred: 125 Magic Items Found: 3269

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your girlfriend bossing you around in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally be the alpha male and show her who’s boss! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and assert your dominance in this virtual world where you can finally be the king of the castle (literally). Plus, rumor has it that the server owner’s pet chicken is secretly plotting to take over the server with its army of feathered minions. Will you join forces with the chicken uprising or will you stand against them in an epic battle for control? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, the chickens may have the last cluck!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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