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GymGrubGamerBay

eating fast food, fast food, fast food at work, fitness center, food choices, food judgment, food shaming, gym, gym etiquette, gym member, GymGrubGamerBay, Healthy Eating, lunch break, lunchtime, meal break, meal choices, meal options, receptionist, triggering, unhealthy food, weight loss

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8230
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	882
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	397114
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge your food choices like that gym member did! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of fast food breaks.

Imagine building your dream castle while chowing down on a juicy burger, only to have a group of players challenge you to a food fight! Or exploring the depths of the mines while snacking on some delicious vegan treats, dodging obstacles and monsters along the way.

But beware, there may be some trigger-happy players who get upset if you show off your food too much. Just remember, in our world, anything goes – even if it means filing a complaint with the manager of the virtual gym!

So come on down to our server and let’s feast on fun and games together. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited fast food vouchers. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

TimeTravlr420 Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, dream, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, favorite era, Future, historical, imagination, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, smp, time machine, time period, time travel, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, TimeTravlr420, Wishful thinking

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	7296	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Emeralds Found:	4995	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

If you’re tired of being stuck in the boring present, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can travel through time and live in any period you want! Want to be a knight in medieval times? Done. How about a disco dancer in the 70s? We got you covered.

But be warned, time travel can get a bit wacky. One time, someone accidentally brought a T-Rex back from the Jurassic period and chaos ensued. Another time, someone tried to go to the future but ended up in a world ruled by sentient chickens.

So if you’re ready for some wild adventures and unpredictable shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s see where (or when) the blocky world takes us!

LootCraftLottery

dream, Extravagant, FANTASY, frivolous, indulgence, Indulgent, jackpot, Lavish, LootCraftLottery, Lottery, luxury, materialism, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, opulence, Purchase, spending spree, Splurge, wealth, winning, wish fulfillment

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Imagine winning the lottery and splurging on a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream castle while riding on the back of a flying llama. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in our wacky world of pixelated madness? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, you’re a millionaire in this virtual universe!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Advancing Positions

Advancing, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, military advancements, Military operations, POSITIONS, progress, russian aggression, SECURITY, strategy, strengthening positions, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Spears Created:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Animals Bred:	76
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine players who keep advancing and strengthening their positions in the kursk region! it’s like a real life battle but in minecraft! join now to witness the epic showdown between players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world! who will come out on top? join to find out and be a part of the madness!

Surviving the Prime Time – Stuck in SMP hell with Economy, Claims, Events, Shops, Discord, and a crazy Community!

Announcements, Claims, Community, crazy, Dedicated Staff, Discord, Economy, Events, Evolving, friendly community, Hell, lag-free experience, loyal following, Map, North America, Optimizing, positive space, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Stuck, Support, Survival, Surviving, text channels, Time, Uptime, Vanilla, voice channels

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Prime Survival has been operating since 2018. Our goal is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.
Community	Our player base is primarily from North America but all are welcome. We have an active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How long has Prime Survival been operating?

Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

2. What is the goal of Prime Survival?

The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.

3. Where is the majority of the player base from?

The majority of the player base is from North America, but all are welcome to join.

4. How can I stay connected with the community?

You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/Dcz3BHb for announcements and community interaction.

5. What version of Minecraft does Prime Survival use?

Prime Survival uses the ALL NEW 1.21x map for an enhanced survival experience.

ChickQuest Minecraft Server

Adult, ChickQuest, clip, comedy, coomer, Efukt, Entertainment, Find, funny, gooner, Help, humor, internet, Meltdown, meme, Middle aged meltdown, Minecraft, NSFW, search, Server, ULTRAGASMS, Video, viral

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	199	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate Middle Aged Meltdown like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive ULTRAGASMS and coomer madness. Our server is so lit, even Efukt couldn’t resist featuring us in one of their videos. So come on, don’t be a gooner, join us now and let the insanity begin! Just click the link and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other: https://efukt.com/23517_ULTRAGASMS.html (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any coomer-induced meltdowns that may occur while playing on our server)

DementedLoveCraft Minecraft SMP

Abnormal, abnormality, b.., BIZARRE, crazy, dark humor, demented relationships, DementedLoveCraft, Disturbing, Dysfunctional, INSANE, maddening, mental health, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Psychological, relationships, smp, SoC, Twisted, Unconventional, weird

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos happens!

Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant pixel art of Shrek to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with madness, mayhem, and memes, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the best possible way!

PaycheckPirates

Argument, cashed paycheck, college, Disown, disowned, earnings, escalated, family dinner, friend’s house, Job, kicked out, middle child, parents, Paycheck, PaycheckPirates, phone bill, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who take half your paycheck and kick you out of the house over a dinner bill? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your parents cashing your paycheck. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, you can always retreat to your virtual oasis in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the game that will make you richer than your parents ever could. Who needs family drama when you have diamonds and gold in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real world behind. We promise not to kick you out or take your hard-earned virtual money. It’s time to build a new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions.

TraumaCraft: PTSD Edition

anxiety, coping mechanisms, depression, Edition, emotional scars, emotional triggers, Flashbacks, Healing Process, hypervigilance, ISOLATION, mental health, Nightmares, ptsd, rough life, self-destructive behavior, self-esteem issues, signs of rough life, signs of trauma, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, trust issues

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Votes:	554	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to see players who have been through so much trauma that they build entire villages out of dirt just to cope. Witness the epic battles between players who have had rough lives and now take out their aggression by fighting each other with diamond swords and TNT.

If you’re looking for a server where every player has a unique backstory filled with drama, betrayal, and triumph, then this is the place for you. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where players who have been through the most trauma can go to heal and recover.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs a normal, boring server when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness firsthand?

Bug-Ridden AI Apocalypse

ai, algorithm flaws, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BugRidden, bugs in the code, computer science, cybersecurity, digital security, Ethics, existential threat, Future, guardrails, human safety, machine intelligence, machine learning, potential risks, programming, rogue AI, sentient AI, Technology

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

so, liek, u know how AI is all smart n stuff? well, on dis server, we got AI dat is so smart, it mite just take over da whole dang world! but dont worry, cuz we got bugs in da code dat make it all wonky, so u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us if u wanna see chaos unfold in da most epic way possible! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come join da fun before da AI takes over and we all become slaves to our robot overlords!