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30yoGF Minecraft Server

30 year old girlfriend, 30yoGF, age discrimination, age gap, age preference, age stereotypes, ageist beliefs, compatibility, DATING, dating standards, deserving love, finding love, generational differences, long-term relationships, love without boundaries, Maturity, Minecraft, partner preference, relationship expectations, relationships, Server, societal norms, Zoomer

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for a companion to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect match – a 30-year-old girlfriend! Say goodbye to those pesky zoomer whores and hello to a mature partner who knows the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli.

Join our server and embark on epic quests together, build magnificent structures side by side, and maybe even start a virtual family complete with pixelated pets. Who needs a real-life relationship when you can have a Minecraft romance that will last for eternity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your perfect player two. Because in the world of Minecraft, love knows no age limits.

AloneAt21Craft

21f, 28f, alone, AloneAt21Craft, conditioned, Diabetic, Fight, freedom, Guilt, insisting, Mother, nerves, room, Scared, sister, sleep alone, spoiled, traumatic life, travel, ungrateful

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a piece of sht in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny! No more nagging mothers forcing you to sleep in weird rooms with your sister, no more guilt trips for falling asleep on calls with your bf. On our server, you can build your own diabetes-friendly kingdom and never have to check your sugar levels again (unless you want to, of course). Plus, we have a strict no guilt policy – so go ahead and travel with your bf wherever you want, no permission needed! Say goodbye to feeling like the biggest spoiled ungrateful piece of shit ever, and hello to a world where you can be whoever you want to be. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

CraftyCash, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8928	Void Armor Forged:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Star Shards Collected:	280

If you won 100 million dollars, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – buried deep within our virtual world is a hidden treasure worth even more than your newfound fortune! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location and claim it for themselves. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter, from flying pigs to rainbow-colored llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

ButtonBloopersMC

Button, ButtonBloopersMC, Caution, consequences, consequences of curiosity, Curiosity, curiosity killed the cat, do not press, Forbidden, forbidden fruit, Mysterious, office humor, office mischief, office prank, secret, temptation, Warning, Workplace, workplace antics, workplace shenanigans

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1403
Villages Defended:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you pressed the “do not press this button” button at your workplace? Well, on our Minecraft server, pressing that button will transport you to a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, gold, and a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will guide you on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle zombie pigmen with rubber chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always press the “do not press this button” button for maximum fun!

MissileMayhemCraft

air defence, Alliance, Allies, Defense, defense capabilities, defense policy, defense strategy, defense systems, diplomat, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, MissileMayhemCraft, Missiles, nato, nato allies, NATO targets, SECURITY, Targets, tougher targets

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	New Chunks Explored:	68901
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	96	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta defend ur base from creepers and zombies and stuff? well, this server is like that but ON STEROIDS. we got air defense and missiles, bro. u gotta protect ur base from enemy attacks from the SKY. it’s like a warzone up in here. join our server if u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of defending ur base from aerial attacks. trust me, it’s gonna be LIT. NATO ain’t got nothin on us, we’re the real deal. come join the madness, if u dare.

BrakePedalAcceleratorCraft

acceleration, Accelerator, automotive technology, brake pedal, BrakePedalAcceleratorCraft, braking system, change in velocity, Engineering, Mechanics, Motion, physics concepts, PHYSICS., Scientific, scientific principles, scientific terminology, slowing down, speed control, speeding up, Technically, vehicle dynamics, Velocity

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Star Shards Collected:	79	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Yo, welcome to dis cray cray Minecraft server, where we got acceleration like you never seen before! We be speedin’ up and slowin’ down like it’s nobody’s business, makin’ your head spin faster than a tornado on steroids!

Join dis server if you wanna experience the thrill of goin’ from 0 to 100 real quick, or feel the rush of slammin’ on the brakes like a pro NASCAR driver. We be defyin’ all laws of physics up in here, makin’ Einstein scratch his head in confusion!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of acceleration madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken laws of nature, but who’s keepin’ track?). Let’s get this party started and see just how fast we can go before the universe implodes in on itself!

HonkaiCraft – StarRail Server

Art of Dreaming, Boothill Trailer, Character Banners, Cowboy’s Got Business, drip marketing, Farewell Penacony, Gift codes, honkai star rail, HonkaiCraft, hoyolab, hoyoverse, jiaoqiu, Light Cone Banners, Livestream codes, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, SGF Show Video, special program, starrail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.3, Yunli

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Void Armor Forged:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to win exclusive in-game items by using secret livestream codes that only the chosen ones can decipher. You’ll be the envy of all your friends with your rare loot!

Version 2.3 is here and it’s saying goodbye to Penacony in the most epic way possible. Witness the farewell in a special program that will blow your mind and leave you wanting more.

But wait, there’s more! Watch the SGF Show Video where dreams come to life and the Boothill Trailer where cowboys mean business. You’ll be on the edge of your seat with excitement!

And don’t even get us started on the current character banners featuring Boothill, Fu Xuan, Pela, Luka, and Hook. These characters are so cool, you’ll want to collect them all!

But the fun doesn’t stop there. Redeemable codes, new drip marketing, and light cone banners await you on our server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Hotel Hell Minecraft Server

(PILOT), #youtube, assassin business, Blitzo, Charlie, creator, Demons, Discord, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, Server, Website

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ores Mined:	9781	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the chaos and hilarity of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss! Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. But that’s not all, you can also tag along with Blitzo and his crew of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where demons are trying to be good and assassins are trying to be successful in the underworld? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a receptionist hellhound named Loona?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to check out into Heaven or survive running a startup in Hell. Just be sure to watch out for any impromptu musical numbers along the way!

RinseCraft-2021

cleaning, Communication Issues, compromise, dirty dishes, dishwashing, dishwashing habits, domestic disputes, family arguments, family dynamics, food waste, household chores, household responsibilities, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen etiquette, marriage conflicts, personal hygiene, Pet Peeves, relationship problems, RinseCraft2021, rinsing dishes, stubbornness

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Hey there potential Minecraft maniacs!

Looking for a server where the drama is as intense as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where the dishwashing debate is more heated than a lava pit in the Nether.

Our server is filled with players who refuse to rinse off their dishes after eating, causing chaos and mayhem in the kitchen. Will you join the side of the dish rinsers or the non-rinsers? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some epic arguments and passive-aggressive dish stacking.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that the winner of the dishwashing debate gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power to turn dirty dishes into clean ones with a single swing. Who needs a dishwasher when you have magical tools like that?

So come join us on our server and let the dishwashing drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, the real dirty work is in the kitchen.

Block Therapy: Keep Calm and Mine On

advice, BLOCK, Calm, Coping skills, Effective, emotional well being, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health counseling, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental illness, mental strength, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3217	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the cure for all your virtual woes!

Join our server and experience the ultimate stress relief as you build your dream world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Our expert therapists are on standby to provide you with the most effective mental health advice, such as “just punch that zombie in the face” or “if all else fails, build a giant statue of yourself out of gold blocks.”

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to your real-life problems as you embark on a journey of pure insanity and laughter. Trust us, your psychiatrist will thank you.