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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9264 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.