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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 8234 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9445 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Ores Mined: | 2413 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.
Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!
AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”
