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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 4718 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 80 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
We have epic quests where you have to find rare items hidden in the depths of the Nether, all while avoiding the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon who has a crush on Ai Uehara.
But that’s not all! We have weekly dance parties at the village square where we all break out our best moves and show off our pixelated dance skills. And rumor has it, if you impress Ai Uehara with your sick dance moves, she might just bless you with some epic loot.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and of course, Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!