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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4728 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!