demean Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WeddingCraft: No Parents Allowed!

aita, Allowed, Apology, divide, Ego, ENGAGEMENT, ex husband, family drama, godfather, godson, large check, Living at home, no contact, no use, not inviting parents, parents, returning check, sister, testimony, visit friends, Wedding, WeddingCraft, younger sister

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	2050	Magic Items Found:	3717
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content? Then come join our Minecraft server, where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken!

Join us and leave behind the real world drama like our player who dodged family gatherings to avoid his sister’s shenanigans. Build your own family of friends on our server and never worry about being pressured to attend awkward family events ever again.

Forget about apologizing for causing divides or being the bigger person – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers. And hey, if your family tries to send you a large check to make amends, just return it and keep on crafting away in peace.

So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a rollercoaster or a secret underground base filled with treasure. Join now and start your new drama-free adventure today!

BlockyWeatherWars

BlockyWeatherWars, climate control, cold, Extreme Temperatures, Heat, insulation, protecting against cold, protecting against heat, Shielding, staying chilled, staying comfortable, staying cool, staying cozy, staying warm, summer weather, temperature control, temperature management, thermal regulation, weather protection, weatherproofing, winter weather

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	446846	Players Killed by Monsters:	3088
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Villages Defended:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in the icy biomes of Minecraft? Or maybe you’re sick of sweating like a pig in the fiery depths of the Nether? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have custom-built armor that can protect you from both extreme temperatures! That’s right, with our magical armor, you can frolic in the snow and bask in the lava without a care in the world. So why choose between heat and cold when you can have the best of both worlds on our server? Join now and become the ultimate temperature-resistant Minecraft warrior!

HamasHushCraft

Al Jazeera, Banned media outlet, criticizing, freedom of speech, Gaza Strip, government suppression, Hamas, HamasHushCraft, human rights violations, journalism ethics, Media bias, media censorship, media control, media manipulation, Middle East conflict, news censorship, Palestinian voices, palestinians, political repression, propaganda machine, silences, The Jerusalem Post

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world, and a group of evil villagers trying to steal all the diamonds.

oh, and did i mention the magical portal that leads to a land of endless cake and ice cream? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning reality.

MindCraftMadness

anxiety, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional well being, inner critic, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, MindCraftMadness, mindfulness, negative thinking, overthinking, positive mindset, rumination, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-doubt, stress

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Animals Bred:	75
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crops Grown:	8323
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

so, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna escape reality and like, build stuff and mine stuff and just chill in a virtual world? well, this server is THE place to do it, man.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. like, how crazy is that? you won’t find that on any other server, i tell ya.

oh, and get this – our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand. he’s like the Dumbledore of Minecraft, except cooler.

plus, we have this secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw the wildest parties. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing, trust me.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question reality, then you gotta join us. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get mining!

CannabisCraft: Where Teens Go Crazy!

addiction, adolescents, cannabis legalization, Cannabis use, CannabisCraft, crazy, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug use, Marijuana, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health risks, mental illness, Psychosis, psychotic disorder, risk factors, schizophrenia, substance abuse, substance use, teens, young adults

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Secret Passages Found:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	400
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Falling into the Void:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is greener and the diamonds are sparklier than ever before!! if you want to experience the ultimate high (pun intended), this is the place for you!

we have crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner, from battling giant spiders to building your own empire with your friends. but beware, because the creepers here are extra sneaky and will blow up your hard work in a heartbeat.

and get this – if you smoke weed, you’ll be 11 times more likely to find diamonds!! it’s like a secret cheat code that only works on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory while also potentially hallucinating some seriously wild stuff.

join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the minecraft community). who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, especially if you’ve been hitting the bong a little too hard.

SweetVanilla – Where vanilla is sweeter than your Aunt Edna’s homemade pie!

1.21, application, aunt, Bluemap, Collaborative projects, Community, custom models, Discord, Drama-free, Ednas, Events, Friendly, hats, hermitcraft, homemade, Mature, Minigames, multiplayer, Pie, Player Shops, quality of life, resource pack, Semi Vanilla, sweeter, SweetVanilla, Trailer, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	18+ Community
Features	Player shops, events, collaborative projects
Add-ons	Quality of life add-ons
Resource Pack	Optional custom models, hats, items

FAQ

Question	Answer
How to Join?	Fill out an application on our Discord.
Discord	https://discord.gg/RdJnFgKU4q
Bluemap	http://mc.sweetvanilla-smp.com:8123
Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfBFbXBLKJ0

StarryCraft Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, CK, creation kit, Difficulty, dlc, Dyson Sphere, esl, FAQ, Minecraft, mod support, Mods, NG+, Patch 9, reinstall, Server, Shattered Space trailer, ship decorations, space music, starfield, StarryCraft, video update

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Join us for the Dyson Sphere edition, where you can build your very own megastructures that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper tried to blow up our server, but instead, it accidentally created a new dimension full of diamonds and emeralds. So now, if you join us, you’ll have access to infinite riches and resources beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Starfield, where you can embark on epic quests, customize your spaceship, and even battle space pirates. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see who can outbuild him.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the master of your own Minecraft universe. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they might just lead you to the adventure of a lifetime!

PrecureCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Colorful, cute, FANTASY, fighting evil, friendship, Girl Power, Heartwarming, komugi, long tail tag, Magical Girl, Magical powers, Minecraft, Precure, PrecureCraft, Reinvents, Saving the World, Server, SuperHero, teamwork, transformation, wheel

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, say hello to Komugi, where we reinvent the wheel…literally! Our wheels are made of diamond blocks and they spin faster than a speeding minecart!

Join us for epic wheel races where you can ride pigs, llamas, or even Ender Dragons! And if you win, you get to control the weather for the entire server for a day. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a tornado made of creepers? You got it!

But that’s not all! Komugi is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and the title of Chicken Whisperer.

So why wait? Join Komugi today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players!

SwipeCraft: Stop Mining for Love!

brother, bully, bullying, Controlling, dating apps, family, GRINDR, gym, Hypocrite, hypocritical, love, mean, Mining, mood, Phone, PRESENT, sanctimonious, self-aware, self-righteous, single, soccer game, Sorry., STOP, Swipecraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Star Shards Collected:	77	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of hypocritical gym buddies who preach about phone usage but can’t put their own devices down? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we have zero tolerance for phone addicts! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a phone-free gaming experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious family drama like no other. Picture this: your brother, recently single and glued to Grindr, gets called out for his phone addiction by none other than you. Watch as the drama unfolds and the screenshots fly!

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between a phone addict and their well-meaning sibling. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of bullying (but in a fun way, we promise). See you in the game!

PixelPervs Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Minecraft, PixelPervs, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	72	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Are you tired of spending hours staring at pixelated blocky characters in Minecraft and craving some real action? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hot, sexy Minecraft mobs that will fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Join now and say goodbye to boring old porn because our server will have you saying “Diamonds are a girl’s best friend” in no time!