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FinishKing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	722	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

SleeplessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Hey gamers, why waste your time sleeping when you could be joining our epic Minecraft server? We have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for hours on end without needing sleep! Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will build you the coolest houses and protect you from creepers. So say goodbye to sleep and hello to endless fun on our server!

SiblingsCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of family drama and relationship entanglements? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any baby mama drama!

On our server, we don’t judge your block placement or your choice of materials. We welcome all players, whether they bring their baby mamas or not (we do have a strict no-baby-mama drama policy, though).

Join now and escape the real world drama for a virtual world of endless possibilities. Who needs family arguments when you can build a castle and ride a pig into the sunset? Let’s block and roll!

BullyBusterTutor: No Regrets!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tutoring drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with math problems and sibling rivalries, just like the real world but with pixelated pigs and exploding creepers!

Are you ready to dive into a world where tutoring sessions turn into epic battles for academic superiority? Will you choose to side with Ava, the math-challenged student seeking redemption, or with our fearless tutor who refuses to back down from a sibling showdown?

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual kingdom while navigating the complicated dynamics of family relationships and educational struggles. Who knew that Minecraft could be so full of drama and intrigue?

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of math tutoring and teenage drama in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – because in this world, anything can happen!

SecretSavages Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the juiciest gossip hub in all of blocky land! Join us if you want to spill the tea and potentially ruin someone’s virtual life with the juiciest secrets around. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a scandal that will have everyone talking for weeks! So come on, join us and let the drama unfold!

CraftyHacksMC

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place to be!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave! Our server is so wild, even the creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed, and a dragon that will let you ride it into battle against hordes of evil zombies!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might regret it a little).

SkyHighSafeZone

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

come join our cray cray minecraft server where gravity is like, totally optional. like, the higher you build, the less likely something is to fall on you. it’s like defying the laws of physics and stuff. imagine building a giant tower and not worrying about stuff falling on your head. it’s like a dream come true for all you builders out there. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts. yeah, you heard that right. flying pigs shooting rainbows. if that’s not a reason to join, then i don’t know what is. so come on, join us and experience the wackiest minecraft server ever created.

PlasticPeenCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where we have discovered microplastics in penises for the first time! That’s right, we’re breaking boundaries and exploring new frontiers in the world of Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a vein of microplastics! It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist! Who knew that plastic could be so dang exciting in the world of Minecraft?

Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover the secrets of these plastic-infused penises. Will we find more plastic treasures? Will we build a plastic palace fit for a king? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dive into this crazy adventure together. Who knows what we’ll discover next in this wacky world of plastic penises and pixelated adventures! Let’s goooo!

CountryTune Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Animals Bred:	78	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	745
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a chicken who could breakdance like nobody’s business. People would come from all over just to watch this funky chicken bust a move. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust me, it’s a thrill you won’t forget!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this epic loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in this crazy Minecraft world!

HyperMuscleCraft: The Gayest Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything is possible (yes, even a chicken riding a llama while juggling TNT)!

SisPay2Play Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Towns Built:	9	Dimension Hops:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… or is it? Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling drama and makeup mayhem!

Are you tired of your younger sister constantly ruining your stuff? Well, on our server, you can exact revenge in the most epic ways possible. Build a virtual replica of your bedroom and lock her out forever, or create a makeup shop where she has to pay in diamonds to use your precious products.

But that’s not all! Take on quests to teach her the value of respecting other people’s belongings, or team up with other players to stage an intervention for her sticky fingers.

And if all else fails, unleash your wrath by summoning a horde of angry mobs to chase her around the server until she learns her lesson.

So come join us on this chaotic journey of sibling rivalry and questionable parenting advice. Who needs family therapy when you have Minecraft?