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FinishKing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

ZombieCraft: Where Dead Series Come Back to Life! RIP ITT

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crops Grown:	5046
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring, lifeless Minecraft servers that make you want to respawn in real life? Well, look no further because our server is here to bring the LOLs back to your blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite memes, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is full of hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells the spookiest jokes in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and…dancing skeletons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh your blocks off! Trust us, you won’t want to respawn anywhere else.

Pixelated Pals: Building Blocks of Friendship, Not Cancerous Comments

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Animals Bred:	167
Zombie Dances:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and explore? Well, come join our server where we give niggers the ultimate challenge – battling cancer! Watch as niggers go through chemo therapy, vomit, lose weight, develop abnormal lumps, struggle to pee, have blood in their pee, get skin blotches, swollen lymph nodes, heart burn, fever, fatigue, cough up blood, and ultimately say goodbye to their families. It’s a wild ride that runs in niggers’ families – join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Fortnite fans go to become Minecraft masters!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Buildings Constructed:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for Chapter 5 Season 2: Myths and Mortals, where you can battle legendary creatures and become a Minecraft god!

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit in Minecraft! Who knew you could mix and match games like this? Plus, track your stats and climb the leaderboards to show off your Minecraft skills.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our interactive map with crazy challenges that will test your Minecraft abilities. And don’t miss out on our Mission Alerts for StW – survive the horde and reap the rewards!

Exciting news awaits in our server, like Korra entering Fortnite and waterbending coming to Battle Royale. And get ready for Rocket Racing Neon Rush – light up the night in Minecraft like never before!

Join our Fortnite Festival Season 2 and unlock your talent with special appearances by Lady Gaga! And if that’s not enough, subscribe to our Fortnite Crew for exclusive perks and rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server for an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty LOLz: Autism or Artistry?

ARTISTRY, autism, Behavior, Communication, Crafty, depression, Diagnosis, diagnosis criteria, Insecurity, Introvert, labeling, lolz, mental health, misconceptions, neurodiversity, social anxiety, Social Skills, spectrum disorder, Stereotypes, stigma, Support, teenager, Therapy

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with introverts and insecure teenagers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a special feature where you can distinguish between introverts, people with social anxiety, and even autists just by looking at them in-game.

Join us and witness the epic battles between introverts building their fortresses in solitude, people with social anxiety avoiding player interactions at all costs, and autists creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. Join now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DieCraft: Where respawning is just like getting back into a hearse, but way more fun! LOLz

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Void Gems Collected:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, riding on the back of a flying pig, and battling a giant spider that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Or maybe you’ll come across the secret portal that leads to a disco party with creepers as the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, just like the hearse, you’ll die to get into this server again and again. Like and share for good luck!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server, where everything is cooked to perfection in our “edicion parrillera”!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while sizzling up some steaks on our giant BBQ grill. Watch out for the lava pits though, they’re not just for show – they’re actually our secret sauce for the ultimate flavor explosion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Grill Master, who will challenge you to cook-offs where the loser has to eat a block of raw tofu. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the receiving end of that punishment!

So come on over to our “edicion parrillera” server and let’s grill and chill like never before. Just remember, if you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen – or in this case, the Minecraft server!

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Love Letters Sent:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated and became a Minecraft legend), and Reimu. These Minecraft pros will show you the ropes and teach you how to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will blow your mind with their insane mods and plugins that will take your gameplay to a whole new level. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow portal? Done. Want to battle a dragon with a lightsaber? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft superstar like our beloved Nina. See you in the game!

Pixelated Puns: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8793
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Crops Grown:	5777

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs can’t resist busting a move.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance as the DJ every Saturday night.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Crusaders: Defend Israel Edition

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Items Found:	8169	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you ready to defend Israel with your life and like it? Well, you better be, because that’s exactly what you’ll be doing on this server!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of creepers starts attacking. But fear not, because you are armed with the power of defending Israel! With each swing of your sword, you are protecting the holy land from all evil forces.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, ready to challenge you to a battle of epic proportions. Will you emerge victorious and prove your loyalty to Israel?

Join us on this insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you don’t like defending Israel, in which case, why are you even here?)

CraftyTale – Digging into the Depths of Memes and Monsters!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Votes:	5109	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5394	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8312

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and a sprinkle of magic.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, Spamton from Deltarune pops out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. But watch out, because Sans might crash the party and challenge you to a pun-off!

If that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is so epic that even the legendary Legends of Localization team from Undertale has set up shop here. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you there, adventurer!