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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 4913 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Votes: | 8353 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!