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Crafty Steve’s Campaign Trail: The Minecraft Server for Future Presidents

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9022
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh harder than a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even Herobrine can’t stop laughing! Join us and you’ll be rolling on the floor with laughter as you build your own virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the comedy chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a zombie pigman running for president!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker: XIVG Edition

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you asking, “Where are your snacks?” Well look no further, because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why join? Because we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! Plus, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0 – travel the world without leaving your seat! And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0 – battle it out with other players for glory and prizes! Need resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And if you’re feeling social, join our meetups happening now – including a 14-hour Broadcast on Friday, April 12 at 8:00 PM PDT. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Unemployed Steve’s Blocky Adventures

#youtube, Adventures, blocky, confusion, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, depression, emotional distress, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, ISOLATION, lack of motivation, lost job, lottery ticket, mental health, neet habits, porn, secrecy, Steves, sudden wealth, suicidal thoughts, unemployed, unemployment, video games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of being a neet and spending all day watching porn and YouTube videos? Do you need a new motivation in life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and escape from the depressing reality of unemployment and financial struggles. Build your dream world and become the richest player in the game! Who needs a job when you can win 300 million euros in Minecraft?

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join now and start your journey to success and happiness. Who knows, you might even find the motivation to start a new TV show! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and turn your life around!

Crafty Cosmos: Where the Universe is Just a Bunch of Blocks

Astrophysics, blocks, bunch, cosmic evolution, cosmic origins, cosmic significance, cosmology, Cosmos, Crafty, Existence, iron abundance, iron creation, iron production, scientific discovery, scientific explanation, Scientific inquiry, scientific perspective, scientific reasoning, Scientific theory, space exploration, universal existence, universal purpose, Universe, universe formation

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	5105	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the entire universe exists solely to create iron! Yes, you heard that right, forget about exploring galaxies or discovering new planets, all you need to do is mine for iron on our server and you’ll be fulfilling the ultimate purpose of existence.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of iron-loving aliens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your precious iron. Rumor has it that they even have diamond armor made entirely out of iron, because why not?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant iron golem as our server mascot who will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that try to ruin your iron-mining adventures. So come join us and be a part of the iron revolution in the Minecraft universe!

YeehawCraft: Where even creepers say ‘Murica!’

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2168
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, even China is bowing down to our greatness. Join us and witness the power of America as we dominate the virtual world of Minecraft.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and instantly became invincible. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on dragons breathing fire. The other players were so in awe that they started throwing diamonds at their feet in tribute. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have weekly dragon tea parties where we discuss world domination and eat cake made out of enchanted golden apples. It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make China submit to your Minecraft skills. Let’s do this!

Blocky Drama Queens: Hololive Edition

Backlash, blocky, controversy, cover, Drama, Edition, fanbase, female vtuber, gossip, hololive, holostar, Mods, official boyfriend, Online Community, pairing, Private Lives, QUEENS, relationships, Rumors, speculation, Virtual idol, Vtuber, wiki bios

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Villages Defended:	19
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
New Chunks Explored:	307376	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where Cover Corp decided to create a vtuber pairing between a hololive and a holostar. But wait, there’s more! Each character has an official boyfriend in their wiki bios – talk about scandalous!

Join our server for a chance to witness the drama unfold as players choose sides and defend their favorite vtubers. Will the female vtuber with the biggest backlash surprise you? Only one way to find out – join us now and immerse yourself in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

PixelPikaCraft: Where Pikachu meets Minecraft!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Magic Items Found:	7215
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic Pikachu skins? Look no further, because on our server, we have Pikachu on steroids! That’s right, our Pikachu is so buff, it’s practically a legendary Pokemon. And don’t worry about the police, because they’re too busy trying to catch Pikachu to bother you! Join us for a wild ride filled with illegal stat blocks and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even become the next Pikachu master!

Pixelated Bitches and Phones: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mines Excavated:	4333	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Towns Built:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of getting ghosted by gym babes too busy with their Tikfuk brainrot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a community of players who are ready to give you all the attention you deserve!

Join us and experience a world where technology doesn’t get in the way of forming meaningful connections. Our players are always ready to chat, build, and have a good time together. Who needs a gym babe when you have a whole squad of Minecraft buddies, am I right?

So leave behind the world of atomized societies and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our players!

CraftyGusties – Where Atelier meets Minecraft in a LOL-tastic way! #18

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon). Join now for a chance to win a virtual diamond pickaxe that actually mines real diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may not actually be real).

But wait, there’s more! Link your account to our server’s d*scord and receive a whopping 3000 gems. That’s enough gems to build a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks. And if that’s not enough, we have limited-time event missions that will test your Minecraft skills to the max.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey more epic than a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional Creeper explosion). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

UnobtainiumCraft: Where even the diamond armor is out of reach, sorry bros!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Dragons Tamed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can actually have things? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise you will never have anything! That’s right, no tools, no resources, just you and your bare hands trying to survive in a world where everything is against you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to mess with players. They’ll steal your items, spawn mobs on you when you least expect it, and even change the weather just to mess with you. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a supernatural twist!

If you’re looking for a challenge like no other and want to test your skills in a world where nothing is handed to you, then join our server today. Just remember, you will never have this…but that’s what makes it so much fun!