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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 9331 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 19 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 724 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!
We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!
Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!
