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Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Void Armor Forged:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Towns Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

addiction, Censorship, Crisis, culture, empowerment, Ethics, Jewish weapons, Liberation, mental health, Minecraft, morality, no-fap, Paradise, PIXEL, pornography, Religion, resistance, self-control, Server, sexual content, society, taboo, temptation, temptation control.

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mines Excavated:	2758	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5500	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

Beta, budgeting, economic hardship, Edition, financial burden, financial challenges, financial difficulties, financial distress, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial strain, financial struggle, frugality, Hardship, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, Minecraft, money management, poorfag, POVERTY, smp, Suffering

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	153
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

MomRageCraft

age ranges, age-appropriate reading, book recommendations, book series, communication breakdown, disagreement resolution, encouraging reading, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, generational differences, gift giving, hanging up on family, MomRageCraft, parental expectations, parenting disagreements, reading habits, rudeness, sibling birthdays, sibling bonding, sibling relationships

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

BlockyTimeMachine

advice, BlockyTimeMachine, hindsight, Inner child, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, past mistakes, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-reflection exercises, wisdom

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Villages Defended:	17
Falling into the Void:	0	Buildings Constructed:	34

Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

#youtube, Adventures, authentic, classic, Crates, Discord, dramatic, European, Factions, Minecraft, Mythical, Nethria, Network, Nostalgia, Opera, Ping, PvP, Raid, Rewards, Server, Site, Skills, soap, Trailer

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Nethria Network Overview

Features	Description
No Gens	No automatic faction generators allowed
No Custom Enchants	Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
Balanced economy	Economic system designed for fair play
Custom World	One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
Unique Features	New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
Crates	Rewards for players
Vote rewards	Incentives for voting
Raid options	Multiple ways to raid factions
PVP	Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

IP: play.nethria.pro

Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

Site: www.nethria.pro

Discord: discord.nethria.pro

FAQ

Q: What version is compatible with the server?

A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

Q: Is the server EU-based?

A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

alien insects, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, PALS, PC, PIXEL, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, spread democracy, squad-based, Third-person Shooter, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Warbond

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Emeralds Found:	8691	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

ScanFailCraft

aita, cashier, Checkout, DISCOUNT, Food, Friend, hm, hoodie, item, Jeans, Mall, mistake, new cashier, OBLIGATION, pay back, Receipt, sale, Scan, ScanFailCraft, Upset

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mines Excavated:	4215	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

ObsidianAddictz

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Star Shards Collected:	68
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!