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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3840 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 6222 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!