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BreadToBrioche

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9283
Void Armor Forged:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Imagine a world where dirt blocks are worth more than diamonds and crafting bread is considered a luxury! Welcome to our Minecraft server where we turn poor person food into rich person delicacies faster than you can say “caviar on toast!”

Join us as we explore the culinary wonders of the Minecraft world, where rotten flesh is the new truffle and spider eyes are the latest superfood craze. Our players have turned humble potatoes into a gourmet dish fit for a king and have even managed to make a feast out of raw fish and seaweed!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golden Carrot Challenge, where players compete to see who can gather the most golden carrots in a single day. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely out of enchanted golden apples!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious food adventures in Minecraft, join us on our server and prepare to feast like never before! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be dining on dirt blocks while sipping on a potion of invisibility – the possibilities are endless!

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	New Chunks Explored:	290004
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the uk is tellin british peeps to leave lebanon, but don’t worry bout that, come join us instead! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and diamonds rainin from the sky! plus, rumor has it, herobrine himself is a regular player here, causin chaos and makin everyone laugh! so leave the real world drama behind and come join us for some epic minecraft madness!

HermesCraft – Where Luxury Disappears!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Towns Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

so, like, u kno this guy who was, like, super rich cuz his family owned, like, a bajillion dollars worth of fancy bags and stuff? well, guess what, now he’s all like “where da heck did all my money go?!”. like, he’s legit saying his whole $13 billion fortune just like disappeared into thin air or something.

anyways, so now he’s all like “i need to make some quick cash” and he’s decided to open up a minecraft server to try and get some of that sweet sweet moolah back. but get this, he’s not just offering some boring old survival mode or creative mode or whatever. nope, this guy is offering some CRAZY stuff on his server.

like, apparently, if u join his server, u get to ride on a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of ur eyes. and if u find the secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of diamond blocks. oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons?

so yeah, if u wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server, then come on down and see if u can help this poor rich dude find his lost fortune. who knows, maybe u’ll become a billionaire too!

ChipCraft: LaserLeap

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Dragon Eggs Found:	2581
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing minecraft and suddenly you’re transported to this server that’s like, out of this world. like, literally out of this world. why, you ask? well, because we have a chip-scale titanium-sapphire laser, bro! it’s like, so powerful and cool and stuff.

like, our engineers at Stanford were just like, yo, let’s put this crazy laser on a chip and make it accessible to everyone. so now, you can be shooting lasers like a boss in minecraft, all thanks to us.

join our server for the most insane, out-of-this-world experience ever. who needs diamonds when you can have a titanium-sapphire laser, amirite? come join us and be a part of the laser revolution. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Robo’s World: Where Spawning Random Chickens and Accidentally Blowing Up Builds is Just Another Tuesday!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Robo’s World Minecraft Server

Overview
Robo’s World is a small, whitelisted, community-driven, semi-vanilla SMP that doesn’t reset the map. It operates in spirit of the iconic Hermitcraft SMP, with no stealing, griefing, or hacking. Crossplay is enabled for both Java and Bedrock players.

Useful Links

Key Features

Online Map – View the entire world from your web browser.
Mob Heads – Mobs and players have a chance of dropping their head when killed.
Discord Chat – Chat with your friends in-game via Discord.
No extremely game altering mods/plugins.
Map never resets, so creations are safe.

Important Rules

No griefing, stealing, or hacking.
No non-consensual PVP.
No offensive language.

Apply on discord today! Discord Link

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can apply on our Discord server.
Do you have a map of the server?	Yes, we have an online map that can be viewed in a web browser.
Are there any special features on the server?	We have features like Mob Heads dropping and Discord chat integration.
What are the server rules?	No griefing, stealing, hacking, non-consensual PVP, or offensive language.

PixelPervs Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	167

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with old Gems that have been banished from their countries for being too fabulous. Join us on this wild adventure where you’ll encounter crazy characters, insane quests, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove of diamonds.

But beware, not everything is as it seems in this world of madness. You may find yourself face to face with a group of mischievous creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby, or stumble upon a village of villagers who communicate solely through interpretive dance.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Where else can you build a castle made entirely out of cheese? Only on this server, my friend. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

BillGatesFanboy69 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of being restricted by the man? Want to break free from the chains of conformity and embrace true freedom? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where you can do whatever the f*ck you want, just like Bill Gates intended!

Imagine a world where you can install whatever the fck you want, build whatever the fck you need, and repair whatever the f*ck breaks without any restrictions. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form!

Join us on this wild adventure where you can unleash your creativity, explore new worlds, and maybe even stumble upon a secret society of cow worshippers. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in our Minecraft SMP?

So what are you waiting for? Apologize to Bill Gates for all the hate and join us now for the ultimate PC gaming experience. Let’s show the world what true freedom looks like, one block at a time!

DocGolf4Daughters

activities, asthma, Awards, celebration, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disagreement, DocGolf4Daughters, doctor appointment, Fairness, family, mini golf, outing, parenting, Parenting styles, perspective, Playing, quality time, Siblings

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Love Letters Sent:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Potions Brewed:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane family feud.

Looking for a server where taking your daughter mini golfing can lead to a full-blown argument? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like this dad who thought he was doing something fun for his daughter but ended up in hot water with his wife.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where even picking up your kids from camp can turn into a heated debate. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server drama to keep you entertained?

So come on down and join the chaos! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – maybe you’ll even win an award at camp like Mary! Just remember to keep the peace and avoid upsetting any virtual Allie’s along the way.

NecroRevival – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the power to resurrect dead people! That’s right, you can bring back your favorite historical figure, celebrity, or even your great-great-grandma Ethel to join you in your Minecraft adventures.

Imagine exploring the world with Abraham Lincoln by your side, fighting off creepers with Albert Einstein, or building a castle with Cleopatra. The possibilities are endless on our server where the dead come back to life to play Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Elvis Presley mining for diamonds or Marie Curie crafting potions. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

SweetToothCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Potions Brewed:	53	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	5858
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that’s as sweet as candy? Look no further, because our server is like a giant dessert buffet for your gaming pleasure!

Join us for a sugar rush of epic proportions as you explore our world filled with candy mountains, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow forests. But be careful, the creepers here have a sweet tooth too!

Need a break from mining and crafting? Head over to our enchanted bakery where you can bake cakes with magical powers or try your hand at brewing potions made from sprinkles and unicorn tears.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and satisfy your sweet cravings while building the craziest confectionery creations you can imagine!