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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 6602 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.