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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8341 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”