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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6926 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 19 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!