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SelfDefenseSMP – “WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense”

bad idea, bear spray, bike ride, death acceptance, defending themselves, demoralize, dog killing knives, hellbeasts, internet hate, op, pitbull attack, psyop, reddit, Running, search results, self defense, SelfDefenseSMP, soys, Teen, unleashed pitbull, weapon, WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of being attacked by unleashed pitbulls while biking or running? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner warrior and defend yourself with epic dog-killing knives! No more worrying about aggressive dogs ruining your day, just hop on our server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of soy warriors who are on a mission to spread death acceptance throughout the Minecraft world. Join us and become part of this epic psyop to demoralize anyone who dares to question your choice of weapons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

Affected, affectedness, all time, artsy, BIAS, critical analysis, disagree, elitist, grandiose, highbrow entertainment, intellectual, Minecraft, Most pretentious series, ostentatious, Overrated, pretentious, pretentious TV series, self-important, smp, SMPretentiousCraft, snobbish, SOPHISTICATED, tv show

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4515
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Chimeras Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

GlassGrudge Minecraft Server

GlassGrudge, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3991	Buildings Constructed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mines Excavated:	4977	Players Killed by Monsters:	7154

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re unloading a dishwasher in slow motion.

Join us and experience the high-stakes, mentally engaging task of building your own world in Minecraft. Just like the handle of that mug snapped clean off, your mind will be blown by the endless possibilities on our server.

Not a clumsy person? No problem! Even the most elite-level players can find a challenge on our server. And if you’re looking for some sweet revenge like in this story, we’ve got plenty of opportunities for playful mischief.

So come on over and join us, where breaking dishes is just the beginning of the fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself squirming with excitement like our friend in this tale. See you in the game!

CraftyStepSisNoSorry

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyStepSisNoSorry, Emotional healing, emotional response, Emotional support, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family tensions, infertility, personal boundaries, pregnancy announcement, self-care, sensitivity, step-family, Understanding

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ores Mined:	8429	Dragon Eggs Found:	8240
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Animals Bred:	127	Falling into the Void:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with emotional rollercoasters and unexpected twists!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family gathering, but with blocks and creepers instead of relatives. Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships and unresolved tensions while building your dream world.

Forget about boring old family drama, join us for a virtual adventure where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is crafting and surviving. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without having to apologize for being emotional. Who knows, you might even find some virtual family members who understand your struggles better than your real ones!

Addicted2Minecraft SMP

Addicted2Minecraft, addiction, addiction consequences, addiction recovery, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery resources, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, emotional well being, harmful habits, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental well-being, negative impact, physical health, self-destructive behavior, smp, substance abuse, unhealthy coping mechanisms

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9792	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you addicted to Minecraft? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and say goodbye to all your real-life problems because here, the only addiction you’ll have is to building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is so addictive that players have reported losing track of time and forgetting to eat or sleep. But hey, who needs food and rest when you’re busy mining diamonds and fighting off zombies, am I right?

Join us and become part of a community where obsidian is the new currency and diamond armor is the new fashion statement. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the addiction begin!

MineHabitz: DailyCrafts

Consistency, daily practice, daily routine, DailyCrafts, Happiness, healthy habit, healthy lifestyle, life improvement, mindfulness, MineHabitz, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, positive impact, productivity, Routine, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, small habit, success, well-being

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	98
Love Letters Sent:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have enchanted diamonds raining from the sky, pigs that can fly, and a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Plus, every new player gets their very own pet llama that can breakdance on command.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

BlockBankRejectsRusPay

Banking, BlockBankRejectsRusPay, Chinese banks, compliance, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, Economy, finance, financial institutions, financial services, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, money transfers, payments, regulations, restrictions, russia, sanctions, Trade, Transactions

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	207
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1

So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player who joined this server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But that’s not all, oh no. The player also discovered a hidden portal that led to a land full of unicorns and rainbows. Can you believe it? And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that nearly all Chinese banks are refusing to process payments from Russia. Yeah, crazy, right? So come on, join the fun and adventure on this epic Minecraft server. You won’t regret it, bro.

The Not-So-Cozy Dumpster Fire Server: No Vanilla, All Chaos! 21+ only, with rainbows and bad builders. Notteeth: 1.21

Adult, Adults, Adventure, bad, BUILD, Builders, challenge, Chaos, Community, Competition, Creative, design, District, Dumpster, Events, Explore, Fire, Friends, Goal, Haven, INCLUSIVE, like-minded, Mature, Minecraft, NotSoCozy, Notteeth, passionate, RAINBOWS, respectful, Safe, Server, shopping, smp, Vanilla, vibrant, Warm, Welcoming

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

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Welcome to The Cozy Shire: Your New Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Are you ready to dive into a vibrant, creative Minecraft community? The Cozy Shire is not just another server; it’s a haven for like-minded adults who love to build, explore, and create together. If you’re passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a warm and welcoming community, we’re excited to meet you!

What We Offer:

Launch Date:	July 28, 2024 🚀
Version:	1.21 Map 🌍
Difficulty:	Hard (For those who like a challenge!) 💪
Fire Spread:	Turned Off 🔥🚫
Pl3xMap:	Keep track of the world in style! 🗺️✨
Discord:	Seamless chat integration with in-game communication 🎙️
LGBTQI+ Friendly:	A safe and inclusive space for everyone 🌈

We’re on the Hunt For:

Adults aged 21 and over (We’re all about mature, respectful interactions) 🧓👩‍🦳
Enthusiasts who want to grow and contribute to our community 🌱💥

**Upcoming Events:**

Ender Dragon fight! 🐉
Shopping District Opening 💸
Nether Hub Design Comp. 🔥
Stronghold Design Comp. 👽

Why Join Us?

Our mission is simple: to build a kind, accepting, and encouraging community where everyone feels at home. The Cozy Shire isn’t just a server; it’s a place to make friends, embark on adventures, and build something amazing together.

Ready to become part of our cozy community? Follow the link to our application form and show us why you’d be a great fit.

List of plugins and datapacks:

Datapacks Installed: (All datapacks are from Vanilla Tweaks)

Silence Mobs
Player Head Drops
More Mob Heads

Plugins Installed:

CoreProtect
DiscordSRV
Chunker

BlockyBantz Minecraft Server

/make /b/ worse again, BlockyBantz, long tail tags, Minecraft, porn, Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up and make /b/ look like a walk in the park? Then come join our server, where we’ve taken things to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will make you question your sanity. Want to build a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to participate in a PvP battle where everyone is riding pigs armed with diamond swords? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunt you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with rare items, guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Can you find it and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the memes be ever in your favor!

KneelWhiteBoy Minecraft SMP

BDSM, Domination, fetish, Humiliation, interracial, kneel, KneelWhiteBoy, Minecraft, power dynamics, race play, racial degradation, racial domination, racial dynamics, racial fetish, racial humiliation, racial power play, racial role play, racial stereotypes, racial submission, smp, Submission, white boy, White Supremacy

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4856	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that they literally rain from the sky. And not just any diamonds, but rainbow diamonds that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

But that’s not all! The mobs on this server are no ordinary mobs. They wear top hats and monocles, and they speak in Shakespearean English as they challenge you to epic battles of wit and strength. And if you manage to defeat them, they drop enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to turn invisible and prank your friends with hilarious shenanigans.

And let’s not forget about the community on this server. They are the most welcoming and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet. From organizing impromptu dance parties in the town square to building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. KNEEL WHITE BOY, for the most epic Minecraft SMP awaits you!

NostalgiaCraft SMP

Childhood, emotional, Fondness, longing, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old times, past, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental journey, sentimentality, smp, Throwback, vintage, wistful, yearning

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine to your childhood nostalgia! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists (like that one time a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies). So come on, hop on board and relive those glory days of building dirt houses and punching trees for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!