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SelfDefenseSMP – “WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense”

bad idea, bear spray, bike ride, death acceptance, defending themselves, demoralize, dog killing knives, hellbeasts, internet hate, op, pitbull attack, psyop, reddit, Running, search results, self defense, SelfDefenseSMP, soys, Teen, unleashed pitbull, weapon, WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Potions Brewed:	90	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Ores Mined:	9944	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	New Chunks Explored:	87057
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Are you tired of being attacked by unleashed pitbulls while biking or running? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner warrior and defend yourself with epic dog-killing knives! No more worrying about aggressive dogs ruining your day, just hop on our server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of soy warriors who are on a mission to spread death acceptance throughout the Minecraft world. Join us and become part of this epic psyop to demoralize anyone who dares to question your choice of weapons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ChinaCantHandleUSMissiles

Asia-Pacific region, China, ChinaCantHandleUSMissiles, defense capabilities, deployment, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military presence, military tensions, missile defense, national security, north, Philippines, regional stability, security concerns, South China Sea, strategic moves, territorial disputes, US missile system

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
New Chunks Explored:	533922	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even China is getting shooketh by it! They’re like, “OMG, those US missile systems are no match for the epicness of this server!” Join now and be part of the madness that’s causing international drama. Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs as pets, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this insanity? Come join us and let’s make China even more alarmed with our epic builds and crazy adventures!

GoldRushCraft

density comparison, density of gold, density value, gold density, gold density comparison, gold measurement, gold quote, gold value, gold worth, GoldRushCraft, precious metal, valuable, valuable comparison, valuable saying, volume measurement, weight measurement, weight value, weight vs volume, worth its volume in gold, worth its weight in gold

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	5589
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

So, like, have you ever wanted to be swimming in gold? Well, this server is the place to be, cuz we literally have gold blocks everywhere! You can build your house out of gold, make your armor out of gold, heck, you can even eat gold for breakfast if you want!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city made entirely out of diamonds. Legend has it that whoever finds this city will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start digging for that diamond city!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet dragon that roams the server, breathing fire and causing chaos wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the dragon, it will become your loyal companion and help you conquer all your enemies. So come on, join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of gold, diamonds, and dragons!

Pump SMP – E for Everyone {not really} {21+ only} {Extra vanilla}

+18, 1.21, Community, Discord, EXTRA, gameplay, java, Join, Link, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Pump, Pure, SC_OFF, SC_ON, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla
Version	1.21
Age Requirement	18 and up

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/6nB9QpCs for details on how to join.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The server rules will be explained in the Discord server.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, as long as they meet the age requirement of 18 and up.

MemeCraft Server: Trumped Out

annoying orange, billionth time, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Cool, election, ENERGY, FAGGOT, interesting outsider, internet culture, meme magic, Memecraft, Politics, REPUBLICAN, Running, satire, Server, social media, swagger, trump, Trumped, viral

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	4023
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	521	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to escape the real world and dive into a wacky, wild Minecraft server where anything goes? Look no further than our server, where meme magic reigns supreme! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging annoying orange faggots and their billionth campaign run. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the meme magic begin!

TVAddictMinecraftSMP

discussion, television, TV, TV chat, TV community, TV culture., TV enthusiasts, TV fans, TV forum, TV memes, tv news, TV recommendations, tv reviews, TV series, tv shows, TV spoilers, TV talk, TV updates, TV watching, TVAddictMinecraftSMP, well

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Do you love Minecraft but also enjoy a good dose of drama and chaos? Then boy do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper.”

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild group of players appears and challenges you to a dance-off for your loot. Or how about the time when someone accidentally unleashed a horde of angry villagers into the spawn area and chaos ensued?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of rage, then come join us on our server. Just remember, anything can happen on this crazy journey, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

RoomRage Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, bullying, child behavior, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, friendship, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Parenting styles, peer relationships, public embarrassment, RoomRage, school bullying, self esteem, Server, social dynamics, social etiquette, social gatherings, Social Skills

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with bully parents and their mean kids in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that drama and have a blast building, mining, and exploring with a community of friendly players!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about confronting awful parents or dealing with their bully kids. Instead, you can focus on creating epic structures, battling mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures.

Join us now and leave all the real-life drama behind! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to uncover the ghost’s secrets and earn its trust?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find buried treasure or discover a secret underground lair filled with rare loot. The possibilities are endless on our server!

NoRoomForYouLOL

Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, decorating, family dynamics, Furniture, hobbies, household decisions, Husband upset, immature behavior, indulging in hobbies, moving stress, new home, NoRoomForYouLOL, not allowing anyone else, Permission, personal space, relationship issues, room just for me

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can decorate your virtual house however you want without your husband getting all up in arms about it! Join us and indulge in your hobbies without any permission needed, because who needs that kind of negativity in their life?

On our server, you can use perfectly fine couches, TVs, and more that your husband was planning to throw away anyways. Why let good furniture go to waste when you can put it to good use in your virtual world? Plus, if your husband gets upset, you can just block him in the game and enjoy some peace and quiet.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild without any judgment or unnecessary drama. Who knew decorating a room could cause so much chaos in real life? Let’s keep it lighthearted and fun in our Minecraft world!

UglyBob Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Void Armor Forged:	10
Votes:	5653	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens or getting pranked with exploding sheep.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a never-ending supply of diamond armor. Plus, our community is so hilarious that you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re the only server where you can ride a pig into battle, challenge a zombie to a dance-off, and build a castle made entirely out of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MythBustersMC

debunking myths, female perspective, feminism, gender equality, gender misconceptions, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, misconceptions, MythBustersMC, Myths, reddit, societal beliefs, Stereotypes, Women, women’s empowerment, women’s experiences, women’s issues, women’s perspectives, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Emeralds Found:	9052
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of mystical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join! Want to ride a dragon? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of candy? Consider it done. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HostageReleaseMC Server

activism, Conflict, Deal, Demand, demand for action, demonstration, freedom, hostage release, HostageReleaseMC, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Peace, Political, protest, Rally, Release, resolution, Server, Urgency

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we release hostages like it’s nobody’s business. we got tens of thousands of players in the streets of Israel demanding that you sign up now or never! imagine the chaos and excitement of trying to escape from a virtual hostage situation while building your dream world in minecraft. it’s a once in a lifetime experience that you don’t wanna miss out on. so what are you waiting for? sign a deal now and join the madness!