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Devil-Free EU Minecraft Server

Beliefs, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, DevilFree, Devils, discrimination, european parliament, european politics, european union, extremism, extremism in politics, far right, far-right movement, MEP, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, Priest, Radical, Religion, religious influence, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Items Found:	6599	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

lol imagine a minecraft server where the far-right MEP is the admin and he’s like “i will have the priest rid this server of all the devils” and everyone is like “wtf is happening” but then you join and see that the priest is actually just a player in a priest skin going around banishing people with holy water buckets. join this server for a wild ride of exorcisms and demon slayings, it’s gonna be lit fam!

OrbánCraft: Betraying Europe!

accusations, BETRAYAL, Betraying, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, European Council, european union, global affairs, Government, Hungary, international relations, leaders meeting, OrbánCraft, Politics, summit, uk, Ukraine, Viktor Orbán, Western Europe, Zelenskiy

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Animals Bred:	139	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. We got, like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on that will blow your mind.

First off, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireballs at anyone who gets too close. It’s like, totally bananas, man.

And then, get this, we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They’re all super fancy and stuff, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is, we have this epic battle arena where players can fight each other using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s like a feathered frenzy of chaos and clucks, dude.

So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make you question reality, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

HealCraftX-Men

Adamantium, comic book, comic series, fictional character, HealCraftXMen, healing abilities, healing factor, healing powers, INFECTIONS, life-threatening, Marvel, Mutant, mutant abilities, mutant superhero, Regeneration, retractable claws, SuperHero, superhuman healing, Superpowers, wolverine, x-men

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Wolverine as our main dude! He be choppin’ down trees with his retractable claws like a boss, but don’t worry, his superhuman healing keeps him from gettin’ infected and stuff.

You wanna see Wolverine fight off a bunch of creepers with his claws? Or maybe watch him build a sick base with his mutant powers? This server is the place to be, cuz anything can happen when Wolverine is around.

So come on and join us, where the X-Men are real and the adventures are endless! Just watch out for those pesky infections, ain’t nobody got time for that.

CraftyVaxxers: No Long Covid Here!

coronavirus, covid, Covid-19, CraftyVaxxers, data analysis, findings, health, Healthcare, immunity, Long, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, Medical, pandemic, Prevention, Protection, public health, reduce risk, research, study, vaccination, Vaccines

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5775	Dragon Eggs Found:	1623
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna stay safe from long covid? well, dis server got u covered, bro! we got vaccines in minecraft, yo! just take a shot and u good to go, no long covid for u! plus, we got like, super cool mini-games where u can battle covid mobs and save the world from the pandemic, it’s lit, fam! join us now and stay safe while having a blast, cuz who needs long covid when u can have long fun in minecraft, amirite?

SpectraMC – Skyblock Server – Coming Soon

Antipay2win, Coming Soon, Currency system, foryoupage, free, Friendly, island upgrades, Islands, java, JYP, love, Minecraft, minecraft server, Nopay2win, Pay2Win, Premium, Skyblock, skyblock server, SpectraMC, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

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SpectraMC is a no pay2win Islands Minecraft Server with a currency system, island upgrades and more!

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212.11.64.100:21059

Bloom SMP: Where Everyone Can’t Agree on How Many Vanilla Beans Should Go in the Server Smoothie

1.21, 1.9, Active Discord, agree, Anti-Griefing, Beans, Bloom, bloomsmp, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, good playing experience, Modded, Play, Regular Events, Semi Vanilla, Server, smoothie, smp, Vanilla, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Server Name	Bloom SMP
IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website:

https://bloomsmp.net

Discord:

https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ:

1. Can I grief other players’ builds?

No, the server has anti-griefing measures in place to protect players’ creations.

2. Is the server modded?

No, Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does have gameplay enhancing plugins.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join by using the IP address play.bloomsmp.net and ensuring your Minecraft version is between 1.9 and 1.21.

4. Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

5. How can I contact the staff team?

You can contact the staff team through the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

RichCraft Minecraft Server

attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, emotional connection, Insecurity, long term happiness, love, loving girlfriend, materialism, Minecraft, moneymaxxing, personal value, relationships, Rich, RichCraft, self improvement, self worth, Server, societal expectations, societal standards, sub 8 man, Superficiality, wealth

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Votes:	9792	Alien Abductions:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, wandering the virtual world without a companion? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will find a loving girlfriend if you are rich! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need is a fat wallet to attract the ladies.

But wait, there’s more! If you are a sub 8 man, don’t worry, because we have a special potion on our server that will instantly turn you into a Chad. No longer will you be overlooked by the ladies, as you strut your stuff with confidence and swagger.

Join us on this hilarious journey of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

PixelPeeper Minecraft Server

Computer, Desktop, device, Display, electronic, flat screen, Hardware, High Definition, LCD, Led, Minecraft, monitor, monitor brand, monitor model, monitor size, monitor type, PixelPeeper, Screen, screen resolution, Server, Technology, Visual, widescreen

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old monitors? Well, look no further because on our server, we have monitors so advanced that they can teleport you into the game! That’s right, forget about just watching the action, now you can BE the action!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers and building epic structures all while being immersed in the game through our revolutionary monitor technology. But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course)!

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Confrontation, CraftyFriendz, emotional manipulation, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Gaslighting, group dynamics, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, peer pressure, personal boundaries, personal growth, privacy invasion, Self Respect, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, Trust, vacation drama

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Animals Bred:	119	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends. But beware, there may be some sneaky players trying to steal your loot or prank you with exploding chickens!

Join now and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs friends who screenshot your deepest, darkest thoughts when you can make new friends who will have your back in the virtual world? Plus, our server is so fun that you won’t even remember why you were upset in the first place!

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

InheritanceCraft

ACCUSATION, Asshole, borderline personality disorder, Boundaries, brother, children, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, Father, father daughter, Inheritance, InheritanceCraft, legal assistance, Lottery, Mother, relationship, step mother, wealth

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets inheritance disputes! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a soap opera.

Imagine this: your long-lost father wins the lottery and suddenly everyone wants a piece of the pie. Step-mothers, step-sisters, and even your own brother come out of the woodwork to claim their share. But you, the protagonist of this crazy story, must navigate through the chaos and decide whether to sign away your future inheritance or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior.

Will you be labeled as the asshole for wanting what’s rightfully yours? Will you uncover family secrets and hidden agendas along the way? Only time will tell on our server, where every decision you make could lead to a different outcome.

So come on, join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just emerge as the ultimate victor in this epic tale of family feuds and fortune!