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CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Blowjob, Boundaries, CheaterCraft, Cheating, Communication, Drunk, emotions, Friend, Girlfriend, heterosexual, Humiliation, JOKE, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Motion, overreacting, Party, Questioning, relationship, Server, sex, Trust

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	217	Ores Mined:	9212
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2339
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of feeling betrayed and humiliated in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only betrayals you’ll face are from creepers blowing up your house! Our community is full of hilarious jokes and pranks, like pretending to pay for party supplies with virtual blowjobs. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating, so you can trust that your in-game girlfriend won’t be flirting with any exes. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

GFsGoneWildMC

anxiety, Boundaries, breakup threats, Communication, concert tickets, controlling girlfriend, Emotional Abuse, fear, Gaslighting, GFsGoneWildMC, Insecurity, Jealousy, location tracking, Manipulation, music artist, relationship issues, rules, social media, Spite, trust issues

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magic Items Found:	1793	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Towns Built:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of being controlled by your significant other? Do you miss the days when you could listen to your favorite music without fear of breakup threats? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the tyranny of your partner!

Join our server and experience the freedom to explore, build, and mine without anyone telling you what to do. No more uninstalling apps to track your every move, no more giving up your favorite artists, and definitely no more missing out on concerts you’ve been looking forward to.

On our server, you can be your own boss, build your dream world, and listen to all the music you want without any judgment. Say goodbye to controlling partners and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and reclaim your independence!

PixelPals Minecraft SMP

classic video games, favorite quotes, gaming catchphrases, gaming memories, gaming memories forever, gaming nostalgia, gaming phrases, gaming quotes, gaming sayings, iconic lines, iconic video game quotes, memorable gaming moments, memorable phrases, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PixelPals, smp, unforgettable moments, video game, video game catchphrases, video game memories, video game nostalgia, video game quotes

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3397
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	274
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, like we’re basically living like Minecraft royalty. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Steve who likes to blow things up for fun, like he’s our own personal TNT dispenser. It’s hilarious, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant statue of Notch made entirely out of golden blocks, because why not? And every Saturday night, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (just kidding, it’s actually made of foam, but still cool, right?).

So if you wanna join in on the craziness and make some new friends (or enemies, depending on how good you are at PvP), then come on over to our Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin! Remember, diamonds are forever, but our friendship is priceless. Let’s do this, gamers!

ToxicCraft: Block & Ban Fam

Ban, BLOCK, coping with toxic family, dealing with toxic family, Dysfunctional family, fam, family conflict, family counseling, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, family stress, Family Therapy, setting boundaries with family, toxic behavior, toxic family, toxic family members, toxic family support, toxic parents, toxic relationships, toxic relatives, toxic siblings, ToxicCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your frustrations by building a giant lava pit to throw them into. Watch them burn while you laugh maniacally from your diamond throne. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and together you can rule the Minecraft universe with an iron hoof!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life drama behind and come join us for some epic llama-led adventures on our Minecraft server. Your toxic family members won’t know what hit them!

TibetQuake Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, China, disaster response, earthquake, earthquake preparedness, emergency response, Fatalities, geological fault, Humanitarian Aid, infrastructure damage, Minecraft, natural disaster, rescue efforts, Richter scale, seismic activity, seismic intensity, seismic waves, Server, Sichuan province, tectonic plates, Tibet, TibetQuake, tremor

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing shaking is your booty while you build! we got more fun than a tibetan earthquake, with dozens of players dropping dead from laughter at how awesome this server is!

our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on top of mount everest, except without the freezing cold and lack of oxygen. you’ll be climbing to new heights of fun and excitement as you explore our vast world filled with surprises around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime! just make sure to hold on tight, because this server is gonna shake things up in the best way possible!

BlockBidenMergerMadness

antitrust, Biden administration, BlockBidenMergerMadness, business news, Competition, corporate, corporate merger, court case, economic impact, global market, government intervention., Industrial, lawsuit, legal action, legal dispute, Merger, Nippon, regulatory decision, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9275
Magic Items Found:	1397	Battle Standards Raised:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Crops Grown:	2195
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

LOL, ok so like, imagine this: you join this EPIC Minecraft server and it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even U.S. Steel and Nippon are suing the Biden administration over not being able to merge with us. That’s how LEGENDARY we are, fam.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might even get to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. YOLO, amirite?

Cousin Sleepover Fun!

acceptance, Boundaries, consent, controversial, cousin, Diversity, equality, family, Fun, Gay, Incest, judgment, LGBTQ, love, moral, relationships, sexual orientation, Sleeping, sleepover, societal norms, stigma, taboo

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Hey you! YEAH YOU! Do you love Minecraft but get bored of the same old servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your own sanity!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! That’s right, you can dance the night away with explosive beats and killer tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can! Our fearless leader, Steve the Pig Rider, will guide you through epic quests and battles that will have you laughing until you cry!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret society of llama farmers who are also expert ninjas. You never know when they’ll swoop in and save the day with their deadly spitting skills!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! And remember, on our server, sleeping with your cousin isn’t wrong if you’re both gay!

Forever Chem FunCraft

Brain, chem.., Chemicals, discovery, Environmental, findings, forever chemicals, funcraft, health, Implications, investigation, molecular clues, nervous system, neurotoxic effects, perfluorinated alkyl substances, Pollution, polyfluorinated alkyl substances, research, Science, study, Toxicity, Toxins

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

so, like, u know those forever chemicals that sound all fancy and stuff? well, turns out they can mess with ur brain, like, big time. but, like, don’t worry, cuz we found a way to, like, make them fun! join our minecraft server and u can, like, build a whole world out of forever chemicals! it’s, like, totally safe and definitely won’t turn u into a mutant or anything. plus, u get to, like, battle other players with forever chemical weapons and ride forever chemical-powered unicorns. it’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. so, like, come join us and let’s get weird with forever chemicals!

We kindly ask you to join the Hardcsorsurvival Minecraft server

admins, Anarchy, challenge, Community, gameplay, Gaming, Hardcore, Hardcsoresurvival, INTENSE, Join, lags, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6191

: Complete Anarchy, no rules, admins, lags.

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Crafty Cheers Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, celebration, Champion, cheers, cheers to that, Crafty, elation, exultation, good times, Happiness, hooray, joy, jubilation, Land, Party, positive vibes, success, toast, triumphant, Victorious, Victory, winning, winning moment

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	225	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Yo, bros, listen up! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then you gotta check out this place! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something – we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box! And our mobs? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius! Plus, our builds are so epic, they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer this pixelated world together! We won. Cheers!