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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 693 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
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