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  • Crafty Krauts LOLZ

    Crafty Krauts LOLZ
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 7599
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Dragon Eggs Found: 9198
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Germany decriminalizing child pornography? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pedophile activist groups are celebrating with us! Join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience where anything goes. Build your dream world, battle epic monsters, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground society of creepers who are actually just misunderstood. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today!

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  • Plato vs. Aristotle Minecraft Server

    Plato vs. Aristotle Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 9757
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 9

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t challenge your philosophical beliefs? Well, look no further! Our server is a battleground for Platonians and Aristotelians to duke it out in epic debates while building epic structures in the virtual world. Join us and let’s see if you can build a Minecraft Parthenon that would make Plato himself proud! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of philosophy on your side? Join now and let’s settle the age-old debate once and for all!

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  • The Laughing Creeper Minecraft SMP

    The Laughing Creeper Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 3484
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, who once tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Legend has it that he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a diamond sword.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who once laid siege to a rival faction’s base using nothing but their sharp beaks and cunning tactics. And let’s not forget about the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the woolly rebels demanded better grazing land and shorter shearing sessions.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughter, chaos, and ridiculousness, look no further! Join us today and become part of our wacky world where anything is possible. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pigs plotting world domination…

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  • Endless Ouro Kronii Minecraft Server

    Endless Ouro Kronii Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 6667
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 27 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as it gets! Join now for a chance to play with Ouro Kronii herself – yes, the one and only! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal in the server, you’ll be transported to a world where Kronii’s original songs play on repeat and the sky is literally on fire. Don’t believe us? Just ask the schizos and Londoners who tried to defame Kronii – they were swiftly dealt with by the Cover team. Plus, our server has its own fanfic listing and a schedule that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness firsthand! Remember, Kronii love is the only love worth having in this crazy Minecraft world!

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  • Why Not Date An Onlyfans Girl? Minecraft SMP

    Why Not Date An Onlyfans Girl? Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 7672
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Falling into the Void: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Gods Slained: 0

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only downside is having 1000s of creepers trying to blow up your girlfriend because they’re jealous she’s all yours! But don’t worry, you can protect her with your diamond sword and shield.

    Join our server and build the most epic base to show off to all the other players. Who needs real work when you can mine for diamonds and create your own empire in the virtual world? Plus, with your girlfriend making 100k/year, you can live a life of luxury without a care in the world.

    So come on, join us and embark on crazy adventures, battle mobs, and maybe even find some hidden treasure. Just watch out for those pesky players trying to steal your loot – they’ll never get past your epic defenses!

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  • Web Fishing Atlyss Minecraft Server

    Web Fishing Atlyss Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 1408
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the furries have taken over and it’s an absolute party! Forget about fishing in the first web or exploring Atlyss, because here you can dress up as your favorite furry character and dominate the virtual world.

    Join us for epic battles where unicorns ride into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, and where the creepers have been replaced by adorable fluffy kittens. Build your dream furry castle complete with a pet dragon and a moat filled with hot cocoa.

    But beware, the evil anti-furries are lurking in the shadows, trying to ruin our fun. Will you join us in the fight to protect our furry paradise? Or will you be left out in the cold, wishing you had embraced your inner furry sooner?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the furries reign supreme!

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  • Furry Sadism Minecraft SMP

    Furry Sadism Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 6830
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (just for kicks).

    Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner furry side? Look no further, because here at our SMP, we embrace all things fuzzy and adorable. From building giant cat statues to hosting llama races, we’ve got it all.

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our resident prankster, Steve the Creeper, loves to pull hilarious (and sometimes explosive) pranks on unsuspecting players. Just ask Bob the Sheep, who still can’t find his wool after Steve’s latest shenanigans.

    So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who love to laugh, have fun, and maybe even dress up as their favorite Minecraft mob? Come join us and let the furry chaos begin!

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  • SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 7364
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

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    The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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  • Treat Others Better Minecraft Server

    Treat Others Better Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 1644
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Magic Items Found: 6739
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Animals Bred: 110
    Dimension Hops: 13 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

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    Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we treat everyone like royalty…literally! We have a kingdom theme where you can rule over your own land and have peasants bowing down to you left and right. But be careful, because if you mistreat your subjects, they might just revolt and overthrow you!

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that is always down for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare items waiting to be discovered. So why are they upset at being treated as they treat others? Because on our server, everyone gets a taste of their own medicine…and it’s hilarious!

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  • The Michael’s Minecraft SMP Show

    The Michael’s Minecraft SMP Show
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 6254
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Crops Grown: 7424
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Mines Excavated: 4008
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

    Join us and witness the epic battle between the Michaels and the Jannettys. Who will come out on top? Who will be left in the dust? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got secret underground lairs, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken – yes, you read that right, a chicken that lays diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen.

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  • BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

    BlockyBoys Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 6355
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 43 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and hilarious shenanigans.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have the Royal Titans event where you can get a first look at some epic rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry! We’ve got quests, diaries, and all the info you need to get started on your crazy journey. Plus, our communication channels are top-notch, with a chat channel named “fart cc” because why not?

    Oh, and did we mention the 2024 Skilling Competition? It’s like the Hunger Games, but with pickaxes and creepers. Get ready to compete against the best of the best and show off your skills.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you there!

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