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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7247 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
so like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a whole new world, man.
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.
