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Weeaboneese KidzCraft: Dethroning MTG in Style!

Anime, card game, collectible, Competition, DETHRONE, Dethroning, Entertainment, fanbase, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Japanese culture, kiddyshit, KidzCraft, Manga, market share, MTG, Popular, strategy, Style, TCG, trading card game, trend, Weeaboneese

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Holy Grails Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1138	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of playing boring old Magic: The Gathering? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has officially dethroned MTG as the most popular TCG! Why, you ask? Because we have weeaboneese kiddyshit, that’s why! Imagine dueling with your opponents using adorable anime characters and ridiculous power-ups. Plus, our server has a secret underground dojo where you can train with ninja cats and unlock special abilities. So come join us and experience the craziest TCG adventure of your life!

Holy Crap Mine

aryans”, Attack, Beliefs, Bigotry, Bloodlines, Crap, Cultural, discrimination, Diversity, Harmony, hate, HOLY, ignorance, intolerance, prejudice, Pure, racism, Religion, Respect, Torah, violence

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Animals Bred:	135
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning reality all at the same time.

Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including Aryans, shitskins, and everything in between. We embrace diversity and celebrate the fact that we’re all just pixels in a virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends or enemies along the way. Just remember to keep your bloodlines pure according to the Holy Torah – it’s a holy matter, after all.

MineLOL – Minecraft Madness & Mayhem!

April Trading Post, dragonflight.blizzard.com, General Resources, heroic raids, level squish, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, MineLOL, mists of pandaria, murlok.io, patch 10.2.6, plunderstorm, raider.io, Raids, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, spring finery, The War Within Trailer, trading post items, World of Warcraft General, wow-petopia.com, wowg, wowhead.com

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Villages Defended:	18	Zombie Dances:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles within the world of Minecraft, where you can experience the thrill of the war within like never before.

Patch 10.2.6 has brought some insane changes to our server, including shiver-me-timbers plunderstorms and remixes of Pandaria that will blow your mind. Get ready to raid like never before and conquer dungeons that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Our April Trading Post is filled with unique items that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From plunderstorm sections to spring finery, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bankruptcy: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!

BANKRUPTCY, blocky, budgeting, credit card debt, DEBT, debt burden, debt consolidation, debt management, debt relief, debt repayment, drowning in debt, financial assistance, financial crisis, financial hardship, financial stress, financial worries, loans, money problems, money troubles, overwhelmed, Sinking, Struggling

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Votes:	8160
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1782	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of being buried under a mountain of debt? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start mining for virtual diamonds to pay off your real-life debts! Our economy is so booming, you’ll be debt-free in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with gold bars. So not only will you be debt-free, but you’ll also be rolling in riches! Join now and start digging your way to financial freedom!

InuCraft: The Quest for Diamond Shards

Anime, Arc, Buddhist teachings, Demons, Diamond, enlightenment, FANTASY, InuCraft, inuyasha, Japanese culture, Karma, Kikyo, Manga, meditation, Mythology, Quest, Reincarnation, sacred texts, Shards, spiritual awakening, spirituality, Supernatural, tantric law of inversion, Vajrayana Buddhism

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the tantric law of inversion! That’s right, we’ve got Kikyo, a Vajrayana Buddhist, running the show and bringing a whole new level of enlightenment to your gaming experience.

Join us as we delve into the mystical world of Vajrayana Buddhism through the power of Minecraft. Build your own temple, meditate with pixelated monks, and unlock secret mantras that will give you superhuman abilities in the game.

Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be mining for spiritual enlightenment! So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of inner peace… and maybe even score some epic loot along the way.

ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

Backfire, bill maher, bombs, bridge protests, Chaos, clown world, clown world order, ClownCraft, disqualified, gaza, gop, Israel, judge, Lawyer, Merchan, Order, Pedophilia denial, REIGNS, Rumble, Show, SUPREME, timcast, trump, Trump judge Merchan, Ukraine

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

75 years, Alliance, Backlash, blind support, controversy, Crafty, CREEPERS, criticism, destroyed image, dickriding, Diplomacy, dumbfucks, Edition, foreign policy, HOLY, Indian, international relations, Israel, Land, loyalty, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, reputation

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Buildings Constructed:	42	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30

Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!

LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server

amazing set, attention-grabbing, fleeting popularity, Forgotten, forgotten game, forgotten in a year, forgotten quickly, Game, Gaming, gook, hype, jigabongaboos, jiggling, jiggling physics, LolCraft, mc, not memorable, Overrated, Server, short lived, short-lived fame, talked about, video game, year

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that everyone forgets about after a year? Well, look no further! Our server may not have the staying power, but we make up for it with our amazing set of jiggling gook jigabongaboos! These things are so mesmerizing, you won’t even remember what game you’re playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, jiggling gook jigabongaboos! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you have jiggling gook jigabongaboos to keep you entertained)!

Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive

“Youth, 40, Abandoned, ABSENT, aging, alive, blocks, Craft, Crisis, depleted, Despair, deteriorating, Die, Disappointment, dreams, emptiness, ENERGY, evaporated, Friends, health, hopes, Lost, Midlife, motivation, savings, stay, Wasted

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of feeling like you’ve wasted away your life with nothing to show for it? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with endless possibilities.

Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.

Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Brawlers: Minecraft Street Fighter Edition

3s, a2, a3, akuma, Balance patch, blocky, brawlers, CVS2, Daigo drills, Edition, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game Glossary, Footsies Handbook, frame data, High level replays, Minecraft, sfg, st, street, street fighter 6, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, Teaser Trailer, warm-up routine

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Akuma himself couldn’t resist joining. Check out our teaser trailer where Akuma builds a house with one punch!

2. We just released a balance patch that allows you to ride creepers like horses and shoot fireballs from your hands. It’s chaos, but in a good way.

3. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where players use combos that will blow your mind.

4. Need some frame data for your PvP battles? We got you covered with our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data tool. Know your enemy’s every move before they even make it!

5. Explore our SuperCombo Wiki to learn secret techniques like the “Creeper Explosion Combo” and the “Ender Dragon Finisher”.

6. Don’t know what “footsies” are? No worries, check out our Footsies Handbook to learn how to outmaneuver your opponents in epic PvP battles.

7. Use Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter, Alpha, and even Marvel vs. Capcom on our server. It’s like a time machine to the golden age of gaming!

8. Want to warm up before your next PvP match? Follow Daigo’s drills, where you mine diamonds with lightning-fast reflexes and build structures with surgical precision.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Last Round: >>473757487 (whatever that means, it’s probably important)