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BloatCraft: Urgent Referrals for Cancer!

BloatCraft, bloating, blood test results, Cancer, cancer cases, cancer diagnosis, Diagnosis, Expedite, INDIVIDUALS, Pain, Referrals, Results, Rise, Routine, Routine blood test, stomach, stomach pain, undiagnosed cancer, undiagnosed cases, Urgent, urgent referrals

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Crops Grown:	9236
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Items Found:	2307
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that can LITERALLY save ur life? well, this server is so lit that it can detect cancer just by playing on it! like, if u start feeling stomach pain or bloating, just hop on this server and BAM, u might get a diagnosis faster than u can say “diamond sword”!

we’ve had like, 16% more people get urgent referrals for cancer after playing on our server. it’s like, magic or something. so, if u wanna have a good time AND potentially save ur life, come join us! plus, our community is so awesome, u won’t wanna leave. trust me, this server is LIT AF.

LuckyGem: Where AFK farming is the real grind, just like paying your taxes in real life.

active server, Afk, application, Builds, Community, Competitions, Diamond Economy, Discord, discord.gg/luckygem, Farming, grind, Land Claim, Life, LuckyGem, luckygemsmp, Minecraft Version, minecraft youtubers, nether tunnel, Paying, play.luckygemsmp.com, real, Server Information, smp, Staff Team, TAXES, Uhc, weekly events, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

LuckyGem SMP Overview

New 1.21 map!

Description: LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. Founded in 2020, we value active participation, building friendships, and having fun. Join us in growing together!

Server Type: Whitelisted Server

Version: Latest Minecraft Version

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join LuckyGem SMP?

You must apply to play via our Discord. Put effort into your application for the best chances of being accepted.

Is there a teleporting plugin on the server?

No, you can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel.

Is there an economy plugin on the server?

No, everyone is welcome to claim a stall and participate in our trust-based diamond economy.

Do you have a land claim plugin?

No, simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly, and start building!

What events and competitions can I participate in?

We host Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!

How can I donate materials or contribute to the server’s vision?

Everything on the server is built by players, for players. You can donate materials or build alongside other members to help fulfill the server’s vision.

Server Information

Active Discord: https://discord.gg/luckygem

Server IP: play.luckygemsmp.com

Hori’s Mad Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Anime, boku no hero academia, canon, Character development, disbelief, fan reaction, Hori, Horis, impressive narrative, mad, madman, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Plot development, Popular, Server, shock, shonen jump, storytelling, successful twist, surprise twist, unexpected

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Votes:	5050
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Hori, the madman himself! He’s added so many crazy features that even Notch would be scratching his head in confusion.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, watch out below!). But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

SMPNikkeCraft – The General Minecraft SMP #2701

Android, BEAUTY FULL SHOT, cd keys, co-op, codes, color less, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Event, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, Ios, Juvenile Days, Minecraft, mirror container, new players, Nihilister, nikke, Optimization, PC, Rewards, smp, SMPNikkeCraft, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Summer Event 2024, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	270
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are extra feisty and the loot is extra legendary!

We’ve got special events like JUVENILE DAYS where you can battle it out with your friends for epic rewards. And coming up, we have the Solo Raid: Mirror Container where you’ll face off against a boss so tough, even Herobrine would be shaking in his boots!

But wait, there’s more! Our special recruits like Ein and Anis: Sparkling Summer are here to join your team and kick some blocky butt. And don’t forget about our upcoming recruit Zwei, who is rumored to have the power to summon diamond armor out of thin air!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures, the wildest battles, and the most outrageous loot you’ve ever seen! And remember, if you’re not playing on our server, you’re missing out on all the fun!

SisterKickout Minecraft Server

Argument, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, early curfew, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, feeling like a prisoner, financial troubles, holding a grudge, irresponsible, kicked out, Minecraft, new job, no guests, no music, refusing to help, rocky relationship, Server, sister, SisterKickout, small apartment, strict rules, struggling to pay rent

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of blocky fun! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of kicking your sister out of your virtual house and never looking back!

Build your own strict rules and watch as your virtual sister struggles to follow them, just like in real life! No guests, no music, and a curfew of 8 PM sharp – because who needs fun when you can have structure?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the satisfaction of denying your virtual sister a place to stay when she’s down on her luck. Show her who’s boss in this pixelated world of sibling rivalry!

Join now and let the drama unfold as you navigate the complex dynamics of family relationships in the most absurd way possible. Are you the asshole for refusing to help your sister after she kicked you out? Who cares, it’s Minecraft – anything goes!

InLawlessBabyBash

baby shower, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, Decision making, event planning, Expectations, family, generational differences, in-laws, InLawlessBabyBash, misunderstanding, Mother, parenting, perspective, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of family drama ruining your baby shower plans? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some block-building fun and leave all that real-life drama behind. Our virtual world is a place where you can host as many baby showers as you want, without any judgment from your mother or in-laws. Plus, we have a special event where you can build a virtual baby shower for your wife and invite all your family members, even the ones who can’t seem to get along in real life. So come join us and let’s build some baby shower memories that will last a lifetime! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

CraftySecrets

#revelation, bombshell, CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, confidential disclosure, Covert, CraftySecrets, Enigmatic, eye-opening, hidden, jaw-dropping, Mysterious, scandalous, secret, sensitive information, Shocking.., Surprising, undisclosed, undisclosed truth, unexpected

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	327	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We’ve got secrets so scandalous, even Herobrine would blush.

Join us if you want to uncover the truth about why the chickens always seem to be plotting something sinister. Find out the real reason why creepers explode (spoiler alert: it involves a failed cooking experiment). And don’t even get us started on the scandalous love triangle between Steve, Alex, and a certain Enderman.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera, come join us and prepare to have your Minecraft world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you count the sleepless nights wondering about those mysterious hidden chests).

DroneStrike Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, defense systems, drone technology, drone warfare, DroneStrike, lightweight drones, low-cost drones, military advancements, military capabilities, military conflict, military intelligence, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, Russian helicopter, russian military, Russian sources, Server, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have low-cost, lightweight drones that can destroy anything in sight, just like Ukraine did to that Russian helicopter! 😂🚁💥

We have crazy battles where you can pilot your own drone and take down your enemies in epic PvP matches. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos and destruction on our server like never before! 💣🔥 #UkraineVsRussia #MinecraftMayhem

TehranTNTCraft

Assassination, assassins, Bomb, Conflict, Explosives, extremism, Gift Article, Guesthouse, Hamas Leader, international news, investigation, iran, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Months Ago, political violence, SECURITY, Smuggled, Tehran, TehranTNTCraft, Terrorism

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2368
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Runes Activated:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

so, like, imagine this: you log into this crazy minecraft server and BAM! you’re in the middle of a wild adventure. we got explosions, we got secret missions, we even got a story about a bomb smuggled into a guesthouse that killed a Hamas leader. like, what even is that?! but hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

join us for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever experienced. we promise you won’t be bored, and who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some hidden secrets along the way. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories together.

remember, on this server, anything can happen. so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life. see you there, adventurer!

WhaleCraft: No Inbreeding Here!

Biodiversity, conservation, conservation biology, conservation genetics, endangered right whales, Endangered species, genetic analysis, genetic diversity, genetic study, genetics, inbreeding, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine mammals, Population, research, species, study, whale conservation, WhaleCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Crops Grown:	6601	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Runes Activated:	7

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got right whales mating like crazy and making some bomb-ass baby whales. our server is like a freakin’ love boat for these endangered whales, we got them hooking up left and right. you wanna see some whale romance? come join us and witness the magic of inbreeding among these majestic creatures. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be swimming in diamonds and emeralds in no time. so what are you waiting for? come join the party and let’s get this whale breeding extravaganza started!