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Blocky Booty Bazaar: Where Minecraft meets sexy time (Dec 2022)

amerindian, bazaar, black hair, blocky, Bolivian, BOOTY, brown skin, children, city, condomless, Dec, dec 2022, free sex, infertile, intimate encounter, jan 2023, meets, Minecraft, personal experience, Prostitute, sex, sexual encounter, sexual experience, sexual history, sexual life, Sexy, surgery, Time

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Crops Grown:	4390
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only time you’ll be getting lucky is when you find a rare diamond ore! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a creeper, perhaps?).

Our server is like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while dodging pesky zombies and skeletons. But that’s not all – we have a special surprise waiting for you at the end of every rainbow block!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who traded emeralds for the most outrageous items. From enchanted swords to magical potions, you never know what you’ll find in this wacky world.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft journey and who knows, you might just find your very own Bolivian prostitute with a massive bunda waiting for you at the end of the rainbow. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now for a wild time you’ll never forget!

CraftyMineLaughs

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	6909
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild llamas while trying to build the ultimate diamond castle! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve narrowly escaped being spit on by a llama while frantically placing blocks to protect yourself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own society complete with llama jousting tournaments and potato sack races. You’ll never know true excitement until you witness a llama riding a pig in a high-stakes race to the finish line.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with llamas, diamonds, and epic adventures that you’ll never forget!

FamilyCraft: KeatonBanksUnited

80s sitcoms, 80s tv shows, Banks family, family connections, family ties, Familycraft, fictional families, fresh prince, fresh prince of bel-air, Keaton family, KeatonBanksUnited, long lost relatives, Michael J. Fox, shared universe, sitcom families, The Banks, The Keatons, TV crossovers, TV families, TV trivia, Will Smith

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

come join our minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest sitcom crossover fantasies!! ever wondered what would happen if the keatons from family ties met the banks from fresh prince?? well now u can find out on our server!! build ur own mansion like the banks or a cozy suburban home like the keatons.

we have a special event where ur character can time travel and meet all ur favorite tv families!! imagine having a barbecue with the tanners from full house or going on a road trip with the bundys from married with children.

join now for a chance to win a virtual dance-off with ur favorite 90s sitcom stars!! don’t miss out on the fun, come join us today!!

BagCraft Server – #5770

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Cyber New Year March, Events, Friends, Fury of Set, guides, Hards, hovercraft, Joint Firing Drill, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Normals, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Server, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, swimsuit, Total Assault, Welfare

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8019
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy events that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine battling against giant hovercrafts and taking on total assault missions that will test your skills to the limit. And don’t even get us started on the joint firing drills – you’ll be shooting your way to victory in no time!

But that’s not all, we’ve got 2x lessons and scrimmages that will have you leveling up faster than you can say “diamond sword”. And let’s not forget about the 2x commissions that will have you rolling in virtual currency like a Minecraft millionaire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Bitch Minecraft Server

attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking personality disorder, Behavior, Bitch, Crafty, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, emotional manipulation, fabricated illness, factitious disorder, fake illness, FAKING, long tail, lying.., malingering, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, psychological manipulation, Server, Stroke

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Enchantments Applied:	198	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6365	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our server, where we welcome all stroke-faking bitches with open arms! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!

CraftyLoveRejects

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Commitment, commitment issues, Communication, CraftyLoveRejects, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, fake wedding, Introvert, Marriage, moving too fast, PRESSURE, Proposal, public proposal, relationship, saying no, saying yes, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	733965	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old proposals? Do you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fake wedding proposal? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like the OP in this story, you’ll be swept off your feet by surprises at every turn. From fake proposals to unexpected plot twists, this server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find yourself saying yes to a virtual marriage proposal before you know it!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, female, Friends, Fun, Gamers, Gaming, girls only, INCLUSIVE, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Social, Survival, Women

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4224

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

8dkg.vanillaboxmc.ru

Blocky Babe Minecraft Server

6 feet, 6 inches, 6 pack, Asian girls, babe, blocky, body image, cultural preferences, diet, discrimination, fast food, forever.., hamburgers, Hot Dogs, leave me alone, Minecraft, physical appearance, pizza, racial preferences, relationships, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, unhealthy eating habits, Whitey

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	9226	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Tired of Asian girls constantly hitting on you in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where Asian girls will leave you alone and go play with the tall, ripped white guys instead. They’ll be too busy chowing down on hamburgers, hot dogs, and pizza to bother you while you build your epic creations. Say goodbye to unwanted attention and hello to a server where you can game in peace!

TomorrowCraft Minecraft Server

anticipation, Counting, Future, Minecraft, questions, Server, Time, Tomorrow, tomorrow’s challenges, tomorrow’s changes, tomorrow’s events, tomorrow’s expectations, tomorrow’s forecast, tomorrow’s opportunities, tomorrow’s outcomes, tomorrow’s plans, tomorrow’s possibilities, tomorrow’s surprises, tomorrowcraft, uncertainty, unknown, Waiting

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	632	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	9526
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, participate in epic llama races across lava lakes, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted chickens for their valuable loot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in the game. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Creeper Spa” where you can relax and unwind while being pampered by explosive green creatures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overpowered mods).

TurkeyCraft: No +1s Allowed

acceptance, Allowed, Boundaries, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, controversial relationships, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Values, holiday drama, judgment, LGBTQ, Love Triangle, polyamorous relationships, Polyamory, relationships, sister drama, sister-in-law, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, unconventional relationships, Understanding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3433
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of boring Thanksgiving dinners with just your immediate family? Well, come join our Minecraft server where anything goes, including bringing your sister’s new girlfriend, Sadie, to meet the family!

We have a unique dynamic that will keep you on your toes, just like Tiffany’s relationship with Paul and Sadie. Who needs traditional values when you can have a polyamorous love triangle at the dinner table?

Don’t worry about conservative family members judging you, because on our server, we embrace all types of love. Just like how Tiffany dismissed her brother’s concerns, we dismiss any negativity and focus on the love.

So come join us for a Thanksgiving feast like no other, where drama and love collide in the most unexpected ways. Who knows, you might even find your own Sadie to spice up your virtual life!

Crumpton SMP: We modded it so hard even the creepers are questioning their existence

Active players, building, casual play, Community, Content Creation, Cooking, CREEPERS, Crumpton, Discord, Economy, Existence, Exploring, Farming, Fishing, HARD, java, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Mining, Modded, Modpack, Questioning, Redstone, smp, survival server, Transport, voice chat, weather

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Items Found:	8454	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Server Name	Crumpton SMP
Server Type	Modded Survival
Server Community	Active and Thriving
Modpack	Create-based with custom additions
Minecraft Version	Java

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the Crumpton SMP server, you can click on the Discord link provided above. People are rarely denied access, so feel free to join and become a part of our community.

What is the Create Mod?

The Create Mod is a major part of our modpack. It adds various features related to redstone, farming, cooking, building, weather, transportation, economy, fishing, mining, exploring, and more.

What makes Crumpton SMP unique?

Our server offers a custom modpack with exciting additions that provide a new take on the SMP format. We aim to create a lively and active community for content creation and casual play.

Is the server only for experienced modded Minecraft players?

No, the server welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you are new to modded Minecraft or an experienced player, you can join and contribute to our growing community.

Can I play on the server if I use a different Minecraft version?

The Crumpton SMP server is specifically for the Java version of Minecraft. Make sure you have the Java edition to join and participate in the modded survival gameplay.