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The Lie Detector Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of fake soccer drama and ready for some real excitement? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own soccer team and compete against other players in epic matches! Forget about PSG, this is where the real action is at. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the championship, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs. Who needs Neymar when you have that kind of power at your fingertips? Join now and show off your skills on the virtual soccer field!

Grateful Minecraft SMP Player

acceptance, coping, crying, Disappointment, election, Emotional support, emotions, FEMINIST, Grateful, Gratitude, Minecraft, perspective, perspective shift, player, Politics, resilience, result.., smp, Support, Trump hating, uk, Voting, Wife

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1818
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the real world drama of political elections and feminist tears! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to build, mine, and craft without any Trump-loving drama. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any feminist rants that might come your way. So come join us and leave the real world behind for some blocky fun!

POLITONE server Minecraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
New Chunks Explored:	85356	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4

A military-political server based on the new basics of Minecraft and a resource pack.

Creating the best server is our business. Your job is to play and have fun!

mc.politone.one

Wizard’s Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your collection of Daddy’s Girl panties? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for a chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn while battling zombie pigmen with diamond-studded swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with golden apples and enchanted armor. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft great again… one pair of Daddy’s Girl panties at a time!

Switzerland Minecraft SMP Life

Life, living in Switzerland, Minecraft, smp, studying in Switzerland, swiss alps, Swiss architecture, Swiss cities, Swiss culture, Swiss economy, Swiss education, Swiss food, Swiss healthcare, Swiss life, Swiss lifestyle, Swiss people, Swiss scenery, Swiss tourism, Swiss traditions, Swiss transportation, Swiss weather, switzerland, working in Switzerland

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life is like living in Switzerland but with a twist! Instead of mountains and chocolate, we have towering structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and cookies that rain from the sky (watch out for falling sweets!).

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!

Crafty CIA Minecraft Server

#covert operations, bloodthirsty islamist regime, cia, conspiracy theories, Crafty, extremism, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, global security, government intervention., historical context, intelligence agencies, Islamic fundamentalism, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, political manipulation, power dynamics, radicalization, regime change, regime installation, Server, Terrorism, US government

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dimension Hops:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is run by the CIA (yes, you read that right) and they have installed a bloodthirsty Islamist regime for some reason. But hey, who are we to question their methods? Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos and try to survive in this insane world. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top-secret government conspiracy along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft server!

『数字』- JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, indies, Japanese VTubers, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Sinsogumi, smp, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, Vtubers, 数字

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Star Shards Collected:	128	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a Japanese Vtuber fan forum, with factions like Aogiri Highschool and NoriPro battling it out for dominance. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that go down at VPI Cafe – let’s just say things can get pretty wild after a few potions of invisibility.

Join us if you want to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft community this side of the digital world. We’ve got more numbers and news than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our members are as diverse as the mobs in the Nether. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything goes!

The Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2577
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!

Kiki’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchantments Applied:	203
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the diamonds are actually made of chocolate (just kidding, don’t eat them)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!

One Click Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to Thriller.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.