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DeathByCharacter Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and witness the most epic battles between heroes and villains! Our villains are so evil that they’ll even kill off characters just to show how ruthless they are. But don’t worry, our heroes always come back stronger and ready to take down the bad guys with their epic skills and powers. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and the stakes are always high, then come join us for some crazy adventures and unforgettable moments! -
Bored Minecraft Server
Hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop laughter and fun!Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and evil llamas, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking houses made entirely of cake here, people).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server – will you be the lucky one to find it?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! And don’t forget to add johnsmith67_ on Discord for even more laughs and shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Erika’s Tank Battle Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic llama races across the desert. And that’s just the beginning!
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a functioning spaceship and flew to the moon to battle space creepers. True story!
So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join our server and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. The madness awaits!
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Daily Tegami Bachi Storytime Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every block tells a story and every player is a detective in the making. In this chapter, we’re diving into the world of Film Noir, where mystery and intrigue lurk around every corner.Join us if you want to solve crimes, uncover secrets, and maybe even catch a glimpse of a shadowy figure lurking in the shadows. Our server is filled with hidden passageways, secret codes, and even a few double-crossing NPCs who are always up to no good.
But beware, not everything is as it seems in this dark and gritty world. You never know who you can trust, and one wrong move could land you in a virtual interrogation room faster than you can say “I swear, I didn’t steal those diamonds!”
So grab your trench coat, put on your fedora, and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate detective in the world of Film Noir. Just don’t forget to watch your back, because in this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a player with a secret to hide.
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Dub City Minecraft Server
Are you tired of constantly losing in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is for winners only! We don’t accept any losers here, only dub-getters allowed.Join our server and experience the thrill of victory as you dominate in PvP battles, conquer epic dungeons, and build the most epic bases that will make even Herobrine jealous.
But beware, the losers on other servers will try to infiltrate our ranks, so you must stay on your toes and prove that you are a true winner.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Because here, only winners get dubs.
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Why Don’t They Just Build The World’s Biggest AI Quantum… Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can cure is a zombie villager? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the world’s biggest AI quantum supercomputer! That’s right, you can ask it all the science questions you don’t know and even cure cancer overnight! Who needs potions when you have advanced technology at your fingertips? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft scientist! -
Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a cunt is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic pizza parties in all of Minecraft! Our pizza brand is so popular that even the creepers can’t resist coming to our parties. Plus, rumor has it that our pizza toppings have magical powers that can make you fly in the game. Who needs wings when you have pizza, right?
So come on over to our server and let’s show the world that being a cunt is not a bad thing, it’s a way of life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Toilet Troubles Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only danger is running out of food? Well, look no further because our server is a thrill-seeker’s paradise! We have lava pits everywhere, creepers lurking around every corner, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a pack of wild wolves ready to attack!But don’t worry, we also care about your health and safety. That’s why we have mandatory daily workouts where you have to mine blocks for an hour straight to keep your character in shape. And if you die in-game, you have to do 20 push-ups in real life before respawning. It’s the ultimate fitness challenge!
Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos and come out on top. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!