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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 7147
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

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    omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server!! it’s like putin meeting kim jong-un in north korea after 24 years!! except instead of world leaders it’s just a bunch of blocky characters building stuff and blowing things up!

    imagine putin and kim jong-un trying to survive in the minecraft world together, fighting off creepers and building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks. it’s gonna be lit af!

    join now for the most epic adventure of your life, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules but who cares about those anyway)!! let’s get this party started, y’all!! 🎉🎮 #minecraftmadness

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  • MapleCraft: No Rare Earths Allowed!

    MapleCraft: No Rare Earths Allowed!
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 7491
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

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    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BLOCKIN CHINESE RARE EARTHS LIKE CANADA BLOCKIN DAT DEAL, TRUDEAU STYLE! WE BE CRACKIN DOWN ON DEM BLOCKS, AINT NO RARE EARTHS GETTIN THROUGH HERE! COME JOIN DA FUN, BUILD A FORTRESS MADE OF RARE EARTHS AND WATCH US CRACK IT DOWN LIKE TRUDEAU! #BLOCKPARTY #RAREEARTHSARELAME #TRUDEAUWHO?

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  • BugOutCraft

    BugOutCraft
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 7114
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Emeralds Found: 4056 Votes: 9285

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    so like, bugs are actually super important for the environment, man. like, without bugs, we’d be totally screwed. they help pollinate plants and keep other pests in check. but humans are all like “ew bugs gross get away from me” and it’s like, dude, chill out. bugs are our friends, bro.

    on our server, we celebrate bugs in all their creepy-crawly glory. we have giant bug statues everywhere, and you can even ride around on giant ladybugs and spiders. it’s wild, man.

    join our server and help save the bugs from human hatred. plus, we have the best bug-themed minigames and challenges. it’s a buggy good time, dude. come join the fun and help save the ecosystem, one bug at a time. bug out with us, man.

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  • Lilypad Forest SMP: Where Hermit Crabs Play in a Lily Pond Java 1.21 for Grown-Ups Only

    Lilypad Forest SMP: Where Hermit Crabs Play in a Lily Pond Java 1.21 for Grown-Ups Only
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 1834
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 New Chunks Explored: 531520
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

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    Lilypad Forest Minecraft Server

    Server Details:

    Version 1.21

    Why Join Lilypad Forest?

    Requirements:

    • Age: 16+
    • Discord: Join our Discord community to apply and stay connected.
    • Mods: Install Proximity Voice and Biomes o Plenty from CurseForge for a more interesting server experience.

    Ready to Join? Click the link to apply: https://discord.gg/6gV8xPqv

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    When does the server start? The starting date has not been decided yet, and players can vote on it with the admins.
    How do I join the server? You need to apply through our Discord server. Not all applicants are accepted as we are looking for long-term, positive players.
    What are the faction options in the server? Players can choose from 5 frog colors, which act like factions. Each color has its own description and building style.
    Are trolls or griefers allowed on the server? No, we do not welcome trolls or griefers. The server aims to build a supportive and positive community.

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  • PixelPlebs Minecraft Server

    PixelPlebs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 2928
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 6432
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where being white is the key to success! Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with white picket fences, white fluffy sheep, and white chocolate lava cakes!

    But that’s not all, on our server, being white gives you special powers like the ability to summon a herd of albino llamas or turn your enemies into marshmallows. Plus, our exclusive “White Power” armor set will make you invincible in battle (Disclaimer: this is a joke, please don’t take it seriously).

    Join us now and experience the whitest Minecraft server in existence! Don’t miss out on the fun, because as they say, once you go white, you’ll never go back!

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  • MicoCraft Server: The Land of MicoMet!

    MicoCraft Server: The Land of MicoMet!
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 5147
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 54 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic moments and crazy adventures.

    Imagine building a skyscraper made entirely out of diamonds, riding a llama into battle against a horde of creepers, or even hosting a dance party with all your favorite Minecraft YouTubers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where players compete to see who can dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfit. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where players can let loose and dance the night away.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • BossLady’s Minecraft Server

    BossLady’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 3145
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Towns Built: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Potions Brewed: 23 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the NPCs can’t get your name right! Just like the confusion between “Courtney” and “Adrianna”, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Join us for a wild ride where you never know what name you’ll be called next!

    We promise a unique experience where you’ll be questioning your own identity, just like our player who is constantly mistaken for someone else. With over 22 employees in our virtual world, you never know who you’ll encounter next. Will they know your name, or will they call you something completely random?

    So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Who needs a normal gaming experience when you can have a hilarious mix-up of names and identities? Join now and let the confusion begin!

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  • ResellerRaid – No Clothes Left!

    ResellerRaid – No Clothes Left!
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 6240
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Zombie Dances: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 245
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your looting skills? Look no further than our server, where you can snatch up all the best gear before anyone else even has a chance! Just like the resellers at the thrift store, you’ll need to be quick and strategic to beat out the competition.

    Join now and experience the thrill of hoarding all the diamonds and rare items for yourself. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re being rude for taking what you want – it’s all fair game in this cutthroat world. And if anyone tries to steal your loot, just remember to say “Excuse you” and keep on looting like a boss.

    So come on over to our server and show those other players who’s boss. Just like the worker at the thrift store, we’ll have your back and make sure you get the recognition you deserve for your looting skills. Don’t be afraid to be a bit of a “bitch” – it’s all part of the game!

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  • SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

    SkillzCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 6030
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 279 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

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    Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can learn skills that will make you feel like a pro in your 30s! Imagine being able to build a castle in minutes, tame a dragon as your pet, or even ride a unicorn into battle.

    Join our server and you’ll unlock secret abilities that will make you wish you had learned them sooner. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your Minecraft game like never before!

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  • NoMoreBlowiesMC

    NoMoreBlowiesMC
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 5518
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 48 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

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    Are you tired of your Minecraft server being as dry as your boyfriend’s excuses for not wanting oral sex? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, diamond-studded adventures, and a community so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your boyfriend’s weird preferences. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive, even your boyfriend will be begging for more! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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