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BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Zombie Dances:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crops Grown:	8833

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	6985	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Items Found:	6298	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Animals Bred:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Potions Brewed:	198
Endless Night Skies:	4	Star Shards Collected:	52
Farms Harvested:	900	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chimeras Created:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	New Chunks Explored:	64692
Void Gems Collected:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!