Deals MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

UnderwearCraft: New vs Used!

affordability, Thrift, clothing, budget-friendly, lingerie

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers wear tutus and the zombies wear bras! we have a secret underground club where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music.

our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. we have a special potion that turns all the sheep into rainbow-colored unicorns that poop out diamonds.

if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and lots of underwear-clad mobs. trust us, it’s way cheaper to buy new women’s underwear than it is to resist joining our server.

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BoozeCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, Events, Tricks, drinks, free booze

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to afford a measly bottle of potion? Look no further, our Minecraft server has a secret underground speakeasy where you can get all the cheap/free booze your heart desires! Just follow the trail of redstone torches and don’t mind the creepers guarding the entrance, they’re just there for show. Join us now for a wild night of blocky debauchery and questionable decision-making!

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DiscountCraft

limited time, retail store, bulk, incentives, exclusive

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding your stuff. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. plus, every time you mine a block, a unicorn poops out a stack of diamonds for you. it’s like costco offering discounts on every gift card except their own, but way cooler. come join the fun and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

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DiscountCraft: Everyone Else Overpaying

retail industry, Value, savings, consumerism, DISCOUNT

so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

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YankCraft vs BritCraft

cost of living, disparity, bargains, YankCraft, America

Join our Minecraft server and find out why crafting a diamond sword is significantly cheaper in America than in the UK! Our server is filled with magical discounts and crazy deals that will have you laughing all the way to the crafting table.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, he will grant you three wishes – one of which can be for unlimited diamonds!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where the prices are low, the chickens are mighty, and the adventures are endless. Who knows what other bizarre surprises await you in this crazy world?

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CraftyCreeperz – Where even the creepers have a sense of humor!

Wiki, NovelAI, GPT-4o, historical, themed prompts

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the AI Dynamic Storytellers are here to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

Join us for the Incest Edition, where the stories are so outrageous, you’ll be questioning reality itself. Our AI-generated text and images will keep you on your toes as you navigate through limitless, open-ended adventures.

But that’s not all – we have KoboldAI, NovelAI, and TogetherAI/OpenRouter to keep things interesting. And if you’re feeling chatty, our chat models Claude and Command-R are here to keep you entertained.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our virtual world?

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ScamDumpers Minecraft: Where your shady deals get a second chance to shine (or fail spectacularly)

dump, Risky Business, Shine, missed opportunity, stonk bags

Are you tired of being a meme stonk bag holder? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally dump those scammy bags and start fresh! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted memes, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chicken overlords. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the meme madness and join our wacky world of blocky adventures. Who knows, you might even uncover the legendary treasure of the Notorious Sheep Pirate! So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the chaos begin!

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ScamCraft: Where Creeper Deals and Diamond Steals Collide!

untrustworthy, swindle, suspicious, Deals, Unethical

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself if it’s a scam or not! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of pixelated construction. They say if you can find the secret pig village hidden deep within the server, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of bacon. But be warned, there are also rumors of a mischievous chicken gang that roams the server, stealing players’ loot and leaving behind nothing but feathers and regret. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our mysterious Minecraft server!

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Blocky Bargains: Where Creepers HAGGLE for the Best Deals!

Ebay, panel, good condition, 530W PSU, used

Are you tired of boring old PCs that just do the bare minimum? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Introducing our Minecraft server, where you can trade in that outdated PC for a chance to join a world where the only limit is your imagination.

With our server, powered by an overclockable Intel i7-3820 processor, GeForce GTX 970 graphics card, and a whopping 16GB of DDR3 RAM, you’ll be able to experience Minecraft like never before. And who needs an SSD or pre-installed OS when you have the freedom to create your own virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server comes with a 530W PSU that will keep your gameplay running smoothly, even if your case is missing screws and panels. Who needs those pesky parts anyway when you have the power of unlimited creativity at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to your old PC and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the fun begin!

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Creepin’ and Craftin’ – Where even the mobs are asking for it

Crash 4, violate, morality, DISCOUNTS, Creature

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can violat… I mean, interact with all sorts of creatures in the game! Why waste your time debating about buying Crash 4 when you can join our server and have a blast like never before?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with insane quests, ridiculous challenges, and unbelievable creatures to interact with. Who needs Crash 4 when you can have the time of your life on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our legendary Minecraft community where the fun never stops and the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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