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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 2881 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 2436 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!