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DirtyCraft: Where Hygiene is Overrated

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of putting in all the effort to look “kissable” only to be left with a mouth full of disappointment? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your teeth can be as yellow as a banana and you’ll still be the hottest player around!

Join us and leave your dental hygiene worries behind as we embrace all types of smiles, no matter how crusty or stained they may be. Who needs a pearly white grin when you can have a skullshape that would make even aliens jealous?

Forget about scraping your tongue and gargling mouthwash, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving the craziest adventures. So come on over and show off your unique smile, because here, we know that true beauty lies in your skullshape, not your teeth!

Pixel Poo Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	New Chunks Explored:	876777
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Potions Brewed:	168

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started wearing sunglasses to protect their eyes from the epic raytracing effects. Can you imagine how cool that looks?

2. Our optimization is so bad that it’s actually good. You’ll be teleporting around the map faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend.”

3. The last time someone tried to mine for diamonds, they accidentally unearthed a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of chickens. True story.

So, if you’re ready to dive into a world where chaos reigns and raytracing is king (but not mandatory), then join us on this insane Minecraft server today!

Iconic Anime Shot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	3989	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop action and drama!

Join us and become part of the most epic anime-inspired Minecraft adventure of the century. From epic battles with creepers to dramatic plot twists that will leave you on the edge of your seat, our server has it all.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary diamond sword hidden within its depths, you will become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show off your skills as you compete in thrilling challenges and quests. Who knows, you might just post the most iconic anime shot of the decade and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Consent is Overrated Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the age of consent is so high, even the villagers are blushing! But don’t worry, we’re not stuck in the early 1900s where toddlers were running the show. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and questionable decision-making.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon. True story. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. Because who doesn’t love a good diamond cake?

So come on down to our server where the age of consent is sky-high and the possibilities are endless. Just watch out for the creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies. See you in the game, player!

TheCraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9908	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

2. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis where players ride around on flying pigs and conduct business deals with talking villagers. It’s like a mix of Wall Street and Animal Farm, but way more entertaining.

3. Every full moon, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla terrorizes the server, stomping on unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever it goes. Can you defeat this feathered fiend and earn the admiration of your fellow players?

4. Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions, underwater pumpkin carving contests, and a weekly “build a house blindfolded” challenge. It’s like a circus, but with more explosions.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures in Minecraft you’ll ever have!

Crafty Idol Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of singing idols appears out of nowhere and starts performing a concert for you! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even impromptu idol performances in the middle of a mine.

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the Gakuen Conference where you can learn all about the latest gossip in the idol world. And don’t miss out on the VL Cosmo playing SYNDUALITY Echo of Ada – it’s a mind-blowing experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret collab featuring “Campus mode!!” and “Fighting my way” – it’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity you won’t want to miss!

Sauna Party Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4579	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to the Naurava Ronald SMP, where chaos reigns and laughter never stops! Join us if you dare, for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Ronald himself.

Our server is home to the most epic pranks and trolling you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Picture this: you log in to find your house has been turned into a giant cake, your diamonds replaced with potatoes, and your pet wolf wearing a tutu. It’s all in good fun, right?

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like the Great Sheep Race, where players ride sheep through obstacle courses while being chased by flying pigs. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP tournaments, where winners receive a crown made of TNT and bragging rights for eternity.

So why join Naurava Ronald SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and befriend a talking parrot who tells terrible jokes? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and we want you to be a part of it. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ores Mined:	5197

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Woods Run Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mines Excavated:	1335
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building a majestic castle or getting attacked by a random bear while going for a peaceful run near the woods. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with the bear and recruit it to be your loyal sidekick in your quest for domination. Join us now for a wild and unpredictable adventure unlike any other! Just watch out for those sneaky woodland creatures…

Coom in Moom’s Womb Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “I coom in Moom’s womb” and let me tell you, their antics are wilder than a herd of creepers on a rampage!

Join our server if you want to witness the chaos that ensues when “I coom in Moom’s womb” decides to prank unsuspecting players by filling their houses with llamas or turning their farms into giant mushrooms. But be warned, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you accidentally fall into a pit of lava!

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to watch your back because you never know what kind of shenanigans “I coom in Moom’s womb” has up their sleeve next!

Dan Machi Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Buildings Constructed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Holy Grails Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take hours to accomplish anything? Well, look no further because our server guarantees you will have a full episode’s worth of fun in less than 20 minutes!

Join us and embark on epic quests like battling a giant chicken boss or rescuing villagers from a horde of evil bunnies. Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re in a Minecraft speedrun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, there’s a legendary unicorn mount waiting to be tamed by the bravest player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most action-packed, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.