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No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	57
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7074
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	62	Zombie Dances:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, awkward, coom, coping mechanisms, cuck, envy, Frustrated, hot people, incel, incel problems, Insecurity, Jealousy, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Server, sex, sexual frustration, Therapy, toxic masculinity

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!

Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magic Items Found:	1226	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2510
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	4197

Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Cute Autistic Minecraft SMP Girl

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has the most adorable, dedicated, and slightly autistic girl you’ll ever meet! She’s like a unicorn in the Minecraft world – rare, magical, and always ready to build the most epic creations.

Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.