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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5088 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a secret member of our server, bowing to pressure from Brazil’s top court just to keep playing with us. And that’s not all – a Chechen warlord even accused Elon of remotely disabling his Cybertruck in a fit of jealousy over his epic builds.
So if you want to join a server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion and the adventures are as wild as riding a pig off a cliff, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?