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CtrlAltDeleteLoveCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Void Armor Forged:	29
Buildings Constructed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no controlling girlfriends allowed!

We promise you won’t have to deal with any K’s or his overbearing girlfriend here. Our server is a place where you can swim with as many girls as you want without anyone questioning your motives. Plus, our community is so trusting that you can even go on hikes with 4 guys and your husband won’t bat an eye!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs controlling girlfriends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let the fun begin!

RewatchableSMP – Minecraft SMP

Addictive, Beloved, binge-worthy, classic, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, long tail tag, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, Nostalgia, Popular, recommended, Rewatchable, RewatchableSMP, series, smp, television, Timeless, top rated, tv show

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things)!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party. They spent hours exploring, building, and laughing until they cried. And that player? They never left.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you coming back for more, join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world of endless possibilities.

BlockBusterFamPressure

BlockBusterFamPressure, Choices, Communication, coping mechanisms, cultural influences, emotional well being, family dynamics, family expectations, Identity, Individuality, Life decisions, mental health, personal growth, pressures, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, societal norms, support systems

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crops Grown:	7283	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of living up to your family’s expectations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only pressure you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ve mined! Our server is the perfect escape from the stress of family obligations, allowing you to build, explore, and create your own world without anyone telling you what to do.

Join us and experience the freedom of crafting your own destiny, far away from the prying eyes of judgmental relatives. Who needs family pressure when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where the only expectations are the ones you set for yourself. Trust us, your virtual blocky family will be way more supportive than your real one!

Blocky Brain Busters

blocky, Brain, brain fog, brain health, brain impacts, Busters, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, covid complications, Covid-19, health, long haulers, long-term effects, long-term recovery, Medical research, Neurological, neurological symptoms, pandemic, post-covid syndrome, research, respiratory illness, study, Virus

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Farms Harvested:	951	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.

we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.

so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!

Snowflake Gamers Minecraft Server

Androgynous characters, Character customization, Childish audience, gamer culture, Gamer reactions, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming community backlash, gaming controversies, Gender diversity in gaming, gender representation, Masculine female characters, Minecraft, online gaming, Pronouns, Sensitivity in gaming, Server, snowflake, snowflakes, Social issues in gaming., toxic masculinity, video game controversies

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with crybabies who can’t handle a little gender diversity in their games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all the tough gamers out there!

Join us for a wild ride where pronouns are just letters, character customization is as easy as pie, and our main characters are so androgynous they’ll make your head spin! And don’t even get us started on our masculine female characters – they’ll kick butt and take names like nobody’s business.

So if you’re ready to leave the softies behind and join a server where the only thing getting twisted is your sense of humor, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re too much of a crybaby to handle the fun!

Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

HOLY, Minecraft, Shit, smp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Towns Built:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, away games, college alma mater, college buddies, CraftyBooze, drinking alcohol, family dynamics, Football Fans, hosting parties, kids parties, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, oktoberfest, parent’s concerns, parenting choices, Rager, school functions, Server, social etiquette, social gatherings, son’s friend

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

HairCraftMoms

2024.., Adopted, aita, asking, Black, daughter’s hair, friendship, grandmother, haircare advice, HairCraftMoms, Help, INFORMATION, mixed race, mom, NEW FRIEND, overstepping boundaries, parenting, salons, Upset, white parents

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7055	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9782	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

SportyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

CraftyMisconceptions

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	3343
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!