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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 5836 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)