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ClimateCraft Server

climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate resilience, climate science, climate solutions, climate summit, ClimateCraft, environmental crisis, extreme weather, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, natural disasters, record temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, UN warning

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Farms Harvested:	689
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz the world is literally on fire and the UN is all like “yo, we in climate hell right now.” but don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all that heat and chill in our virtual world where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might stumble upon him and have a legendary battle. so come on, join us and let’s turn this climate hell into a minecraft paradise!

RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, economic aid, european union, financial support, foreign policy, fund, funded, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, nato, political stability, RuskiRaiders, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, Western Allies

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	5527	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magic Items Found:	5764	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Emeralds Found:	2802	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

DragCraft Minecraft Server

drag queens, DragCraft, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender performance, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, mistaken identity, not a drag queen, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	1019	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Votes:	9098
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Dimension Hops:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!

Minecraft server: FapCraft – Fapping Together!

66388973, adult content, ANONYMOUS, Buying, Community, discussion, Edition, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, forum, ftt, Intimacy, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Pleasure, relationships, schlickin, Server, sharing

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6496
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mines Excavated:	2395
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe a little something more 😉 Join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where we embrace the art of lewds and the science of fappin’ and schlickin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly players who were all just as eager to fap together. They built a giant monument dedicated to the joys of fappin’, complete with a fountain that spurted out lube instead of water. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find special events like the “What’re ya buying? hehehe” edition, where players can trade rare items for even rarer… um, services. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other Minecraft server.

So come join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your internet connection. 😉

Dad’s Not-So-Sonny Sibling Squad

Adopted, adoption, BIRTHDAYS, Blood, Bond, brother, Dads, Employee, experiences, family, Father, holidays, IMPORTANCE, invalidating, Legal, NotSoSonny, only child, pressured, relationship, sibling, Situation, Son, squad

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a girl who refuses to call her dad’s employee her brother, much to the dismay of her adopted boyfriend.

Watch as tensions rise over the definition of family and blood connections, all while trying to survive and thrive in the blocky world of Minecraft. Will love conquer all, or will this family feud tear them apart? Join now to find out and maybe even adopt a virtual sibling of your own!

AnnoyingAF Minecraft Server

aggravating language, aggravating sayings, annoying idioms, annoying phrases, annoying words, AnnoyingAF, bothersome language, bothersome phrases, frustrating sayings, frustrating words, grating language, irksome expressions, irritating cliches, irritating expressions, irritating pet peeves, irritating phrases, irritating sayings, Minecraft, most annoying phrase, Pet Peeves, Server, vexing phrases, vexing words

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of hearing “git gud” every time you get blown up by a creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no git gud” policy! That’s right, you can be as bad at the game as you want and still have a blast building your dream world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your creations? That’s right, no more worrying about trolls ruining your hard work – our llama squad has got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And remember, on our server, the only thing you need to “git gud” at is having a good time.

Creeper Charm School

arrogance, attractiveness, beauty standards, Charm, Confidence, creeper, DATING, ENTITLEMENT, fashion, Girls, Grooming, guys, humor, hygiene, intelligence, Manners, misconceptions, Personality, Preferences, relationships, School, Unattractive

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	3742
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Magic Items Found:	7191

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is filled with more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the creepers are the only ones trying to slide into your DMs.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside the most talented llama architects in the world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive in-game events. From llama rodeos to diamond scavenger hunts, we’ve got activities that will make you forget all about real life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a sneaky creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!