PixelPanicCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries!

4chan posts, Archive, Childhood, CREEPERS, DADDY, de-anonymized, de-anonymized archive, digital footprint, Friendly, Girls, internet history, look, Memories, Nice, Nostalgia, old internet, online behavior, Online Community, PixelPanicCraft, posted, privacy concerns, read together, social media, worries

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mines Excavated:	4985
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual time machine straight to the wild west of the internet! Join us and uncover the de-anonymized archive of all the old internet’s “4chan posts” – who knows what kind of crazy adventures and hilarious memes you’ll find! And hey, maybe you’ll even discover some of your own old posts and reminisce about the good old days of internet trolling. So come on, hop on this crazy train and let’s dive headfirst into the weird and wonderful world of the internet’s past!

InheritanceCraft: No Regrets

Childless, DEBT, disabled child, Estate, House, Inheritance, InheritanceCraft, Jewellery, Job, MONEY, Mortgage, Mother, PRESSURE, regrets, Retirement, sacrifice, savings, single mom, sister, Visa, Wedding, Will

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player’s mother passes away and leaves behind a massive inheritance. But wait, there’s a twist! The player’s sister, who has two autistic children, demands the entire inheritance because “she needs it more.” Will you support the player in their fight for what’s rightfully theirs, or will you join forces with the sister and her sob story?

But that’s not all! Get ready for epic battles and heated arguments as players debate whether it’s selfish to prioritize your own financial stability over someone else’s struggles. Will you be labeled as the villain for wanting to pay off your student debt and secure a future for you and your foreign-born fiancée, or will you be hailed as the hero for standing up for what you deserve?

Join our server now for a wild ride of entitlement, family drama, and moral dilemmas that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest?

Caution: Highly Addicted to Minecraft

addicted, Caution, complex, emotional, fragile, fragile handle with care, handle with care, handle with caution, handle with compassion, handle with empathy, handle with kindness, handle with love, handle with patience, handle with respect, handle with sensitivity, handle with understanding, Highly, humans, Labels, Minecraft, Unpredictable, Warning

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	New Chunks Explored:	520631
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

If humans came with warning labels, mine would say: “Warning: May spontaneously break into interpretive dance routines. Approach with caution or join our Minecraft server and witness the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen! Who needs PvP when you’ve got dancers throwing shapes like there’s no tomorrow? Join now and unleash your inner dancing queen (or king)!”

CapitalCraft Gang Wars

Capital, CapitalCraft, control, crime, crisis management., disarmament, Gang, gang violence, Gangs, Government, Haiti, intervention, law enforcement, leadership, Order, Peacekeeping, prime minister, Public Safety, SECURITY, Stability, violence, Wars, weapons

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Star Shards Collected:	294
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the prime minister of haiti is actually a secret gamer who wants to take back control of the capital by building the biggest minecraft city ever seen! gangs are dropping their weapons to pick up pickaxes and help build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen! join now and be part of this crazy adventure where even the most dangerous criminals become master builders!

SoupBowlChampagne

Aesthetics, CELEBRATIONS, CLASSY, design, diameter ratio, dinner parties, Drinking, Elegant, Entertaining, FUNCTIONALITY, gatherings, glassware, handles, Hosting, ideal height, low wide soup bowls, SOPHISTICATED, SoupBowlChampagne, stemware, tableware, tall skinny champagne flutes

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as tall as a giraffe on stilts and the creepers wear top hats! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena! our players are so skilled they can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes!

if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and sing you lullabies. plus, our diamond swords have the ability to shoot lasers and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. all you have to do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall made of lava.

so come on down to our wacky world of wonder and join the funniest, craziest, most bonkers minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

central america, challenge, Community, Competition, Faster, forum, Identity, Int, International, mexijeets, Minecraft, mog, ONLINE, POSTERS, pride, Rivalry, Salvadorans, Server, SPEED, strength, Stronger, Superiority, TacoCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of being outshined by those pesky mexijeet posters on /int/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be stronger and faster than every single one of them! Join us and show those mexijeet posters who’s boss as you conquer the virtual world with your unmatched skills and abilities. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a pack of supercharged creepers who only attack mexijeet posters, giving you the ultimate advantage in battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

LowkeyCraft Minecraft Server

9000 jets, air superiority, air superiority model, export version, gimped export version, hi-low mix, jets, jets spam, lack, lack of tactical support structure, Larping, low end, LowkeyCraft, Minecraft, MODEL, Problem, Server, SOLVE, Spam, structure, Support, tactical support, z problem

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	234	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the low end is actually the high end because we’re larping as air superiority models! Our gimped export version will have you questioning reality as you navigate through a world with a lack of tactical support structure. But fear not, because if you can get your hands on 9000 jets to spam, you just might solve the Z problem once and for all! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL

alcohol consumption, brother-in-law, Communication, compromise, drunk husband, DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL, earplugs, family dynamics, family vacation, lack of sleep, light sleeper, personal space, shared flat, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping in living room, sleeping peacefully, Snoring, Understanding, vacationing together

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep, even in the virtual world! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving with a community that values rest just as much as you do.

Just like the OP’s husband, you may find yourself in need of a separate sleeping arrangement after a long day of mining and crafting. But fear not, for our server offers luxurious virtual flats with individual bedrooms and bathrooms for each player. No more snoring or kicking keeping you up at night – unless, of course, it’s a creeper exploding outside your window!

Embark on epic quests with your fellow vacationers (aka players) and enjoy the camaraderie of shared experiences. And if anyone questions your sleeping arrangements, just tell them it’s all part of the game strategy – after all, a well-rested player is a victorious player!

So come join us on this unforgettable Minecraft adventure, where even the most mundane vacation dilemma can turn into a hilarious gaming experience. Who knew that a snoring spouse could lead to such virtual shenanigans?

RainbowCraft: IDF Secrets Uncovered

Brutal treatment, discrimination, Hamas secrets, Hebrew phrasebooks, idf, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ equality movement, LGBTQ members, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ rights movement, LGBTQ rights violations, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ issues, RainbowCraft, Secrets, Uncovered

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65

hey u guys, come join our epic minecraft server where we treat lgbtq members like royalty! we have hebrew phrasebooks for all our players so they can communicate with the idf and uncover top secret hamas info! join now for a wild ride full of surprises and adventure! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a hamas spy, then maybe you will regret it a little bit. but still, come join us for the fun!

SneakerCraftRichWatchers

affluent individuals, collector’s items, designer footwear, exclusive items, expensive hobbies, extravagant possessions, fashion accessories, fashion trends, high-end sneakers, investment pieces, luxury lifestyle, luxury watches, opulent possessions, rich people, sneaker collections, SneakerCraftRichWatchers, statement pieces, status symbols, timepieces, watch collections, wealth display

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Buildings Constructed:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can flex ur block collection like it’s a sneaker collection for rich ppl. we got diamonds for days and u can show off ur swaggy builds to all ur blocky friends. come join us and be the king of the block world, no cap. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure in the mines, u will unlock the power to fly like a majestic blocky bird. yolo, join now and let’s get this block party started!

SpudCraft: Where the only thing smoother than our potatoes is our gameplay!

Anti-Griefing, application, build projects, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, ender dragon, Events, Game Nights, gameplay, hermitcraft, Interactive, Mature, Multiplayer Sleep, Potatoes, Redstone, shopping district, SMOOTHER, smp, SpudCraft, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Mines Excavated:	1737

SpudCraft Overview

Features
A trust-based diamond economy system
/spawn command for easy travel back to spawn
Simple voice chat mod
Purely vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks
15-year-old age requirement
Kind, mature, and interactive community
Collaborative build projects, events, and game nights
BlueMap for world exploration
Custom world generation

SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a few weeks old. Now is the perfect time to join if you’ve been looking for a new server!

Join the Discord and submit your application here.

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
Purely vanilla, excluding essential datapacks
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may apply)
A kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/
Custom world generation, no mods required

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