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RoboCraft Minecraft Server

autistic, Deadlock, Dota 2, friendless, Fun, Furry, Gaming Community, Gay, INCLUSIVE, Losers, Minecraft, multiplayer, normies, online gaming, robocraft, robot friends, rocket league, Server, shut ins, small group, socializing, Vidya games, Virgins

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my fellow friendless virgins, because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a small group of robots who are always down for some epic gaming sessions, whether it’s Deadlock, Dota 2, or Rocket League.

But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!

Single To Me Minecraft SMP

boyfriend problems, dating challenges, dating drama, dating humor, dating memes, dating preferences, dating struggles, funny dating quotes, interracial couples, interracial dating, Minecraft, mixed race relationships, racial preferences, relationship advice, relationship humor, relationship memes, Relationship Status, single, Single life, smp

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Potions Brewed:	196

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got scandalous love triangles, epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle, and even a mysterious player who goes by the name “Lil Timmy” causing chaos wherever he goes. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate or your arch-nemesis in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

Meedway server Minecraft

bibu, Bosses, Challenges, COOKIES, Dungeons, Magic, meedway, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monsters, Pets

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Gods Slained:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!

Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?

Then challenges await you!

Download bibu?, and we have cookies with magic)

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Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

blocky, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy, comedy sketches, funny dialogue, Funny Moments, funny one liners, funny situations, funny storytelling, humor, humor in conversation, humor in everyday life, humor quotes, humorous anecdotes, humorous observations, jokes, jokester, Laughter, Minecraft, Server, where was the funny, where was the humor, witty banter

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Crops Grown:	9250	Void Gems Collected:	33
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Items Found:	3026
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, christmas, christmas decorations, Christmas joy, christmas lights, Christmas spirit, christmas tree, Christmas vibes, Festive, HG, holiday celebration, holiday cheer, holiday festivities, holiday magic, holiday movie, holiday season, holiday season vibes, holiday tradition, Hunger Games, Hungry, location, Minecraft, smp, winter wonderland

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3666	Animals Bred:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the magical land of CHRISTMAS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.

2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.

3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.

4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.

So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.

Captain Sailing On Minecraft Server

Battles, captain, codeswitching, course, CREW, Dark, Friends, hard to starboard, healthy waters, lose our way, magic music box, Minecraft, new ones, Newbies, pepes, riggings, sailing, serendipitous, Server, Space, sword, tango

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Votes:	9562
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragons Tamed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	4005	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Ahoy there, mateys! Do ye seek adventure on the high seas of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server, where the waters are as healthy as a pirate’s diet of rum and grog!

Join us as we embark on epic quests, battling cleaner and rarer foes, and dancing with danger in the dark abyss. With magic music boxes and new pepes to befriend, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So hoist the sails, steer hard to starboard, and prepare for 5 hours of non-stop action. Don’t lose your way this time, or you’ll walk the plank with the ghostly crew!

Join us now, or risk missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Argh, me hearties!

No. 16188781 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

ANONYMOUS, art, birb, character design, Colorful, Creative, creature design, digital art, Dragon.., Enchanting, FANTASY, feathers, illustration, Imaginative, MAGICAL, Minecraft, mystical, mythical creatures, Original Character, smp, WHIMSICAL, Wings, witch

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9195
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter, birbdragonwitch! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you in this server.

First off, our spawn point is guarded by a giant birbdragonwitch who only lets players in if they can do the Macarena dance perfectly. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.

Once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who communicate solely in bird calls. Don’t worry, you’ll pick it up in no time. And if you don’t, well, let’s just say the birbdragonwitch might not be too happy about it.

But the real reason you should join birbdragonwitch is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: players riding on flying pigs, shooting fireballs from their eyes, all while wearing witch hats. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join birbdragonwitch today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes and bird call dictionary!

Anime Figures & Manga Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime collectibles, anime culture, anime enthusiast, anime fan, anime fandom, anime figures, anime figurines, anime merchandise, anime merchandise collecting, Anime toys, Collecting, Figures, figurines, hobby, Japanese culture, Manga, Manga collection, Manga collector, manga lover, manga series, Minecraft, Otaku, Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dimension Hops:	14	Farms Harvested:	936
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your love for anime figures and manga? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole section dedicated to showcasing your epic collection of waifus and husbando figures! Build your own anime shrine and show off your otaku pride to the whole server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Manga Madness” event, where players must battle it out in epic PvP matches using only their favorite manga volumes as weapons. Will you be able to defeat your enemies with the power of Naruto or will you succumb to the might of One Piece?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where anime and Minecraft collide in the most epic and hilarious ways possible! Plus, who knows, you might even find a fellow anime lover to trade figures with or discuss the latest episodes of your favorite anime series. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku shine!

Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP

Ban, banned users, forum bans, forum moderation, forum rules, G.., germany, hammer, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet drama, internet etiquette, internet subcultures, internet trolling, Minecraft, online bans, online behavior, online communities, online forums, online mischief, online troublemakers, range banned, smp, trolling tactics

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.

Baited Rats & Flying Shit Minecraft Server

Audience, Bait, BAITED, chuuba, Content Creator, Drop, ENGAGEMENT, flying, flying shit, give up, gura, insane rats, lack of streams, Minecraft, MONEY, Ocean, Online Community, Rats, Server, Shit, streaming, subbed, Support, viewership, Watching

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Farms Harvested:	248
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into an ocean of bait, insane rrats, and flying sht – yes, you heard that right, flying sht!

Join our server and embark on wild chuuba hunts, where you’ll have to outsmart the rrats and dodge the flying sh*t to claim your prize. And don’t worry about lack of streams, because we have a special feature where Gura herself will pop in to stream while you play.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!