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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 4388 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
anyways, speaking of crazy stuff, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk (they’re kinda snobby tho, not gonna lie).
if u join our server, u might even meet Iwao Hakamada himself, just chillin’ and building a castle out of obsidian blocks. he’s a pro at minecraft now after spending so much time in prison, trust me.
so come on over and join the fun, who knows what kind of wild adventures u might have on our server. maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows, or maybe just a bunch of zombies trying to eat ur brains. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!