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BlockyBros: Where Minecraft meets questionable ethics and awkward conversations!

awkward, BlockyBros, Chad, consent, Conversations, discrimination, dyke, equality, Ethics, Gender Identity, Homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, meets, Minecraft, Questionable, rape, rape culture, RESPONSIBILITY, sexual assault, sexual orientation, social norms, Stereotypes, Straight.., Turning, victim blaming

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7421	Divine Spears Created:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the crazy action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of a dyke turning straight and a rapechad taking on the responsibility like a hero! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable? Come join the chaos and see what other insane adventures await you on our server!

Rice and Spice Craft: Where Average White Guys and Asian Girlfriends Unite in Minecraft Madness!

acceptance, asian, asian girlfriend, Average, average white guy, breaking barriers, Breaking Stereotypes, Craft, cross-cultural relationship, Cultural differences, dating outside your race, diverse couple, diversity in love, embracing differences, Girlfriends, guys, interracial relationship, love is blind, love knows no boundaries, madness, Minecraft, mixed race couple, multicultural love, non-traditional relationship, relationship dynamics, Rice, societal norms, Spice, unconventional love, unite, White

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2379	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just an average white guy with no interesting stories to tell? Well, look no further because on our server, we have an average white guy who has an Asian girlfriend! That’s right, you’ll never run out of awkward cultural misunderstandings and hilarious language barriers to laugh about while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can witness firsthand the struggles of trying to impress your Asian girlfriend with your mediocre building skills and subpar survival instincts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some new cooking recipes along the way as you attempt to win her heart through the power of virtual diamonds and redstone contraptions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where love knows no boundaries, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper explosion is the unpredictability of interracial relationships. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least it’s never boring!

Crafty RTS: Where we make Minecraft into the best RTS game ever! Join us now!

ARPG genre, best games ever, best mmorpg, best RTS game, Blizzard, complex, Crafty, deep, Game, gold standard, heroes scooter genre, influential game company, Join, Minecraft, Polished, redefined genre, Rts, spawned new genres

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	7959
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have redefined the gaming world in ways you never thought possible!

Join us and experience the best RTS game ever created, where you can strategize and conquer like never before. Our MMORPG is the gold standard, where you can embark on epic quests and forge alliances with players from around the world.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also created the ARPG genre, where you can immerse yourself in thrilling adventures and epic battles. And don’t forget about our heroes scooter genre, where you can ride into battle in style.

Every game on our server is polished to perfection, unlike those “polished” nintentoys. So why settle for anything less? Join us and see why we’re the most influential game company in the world – there’s nothing close to what we have to offer!

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Self-Help Server

alexander the great, ancient wisdom, aristotle, Book, Crafty, GREATNESS, Improvement, inspiration, leadership, life lessons, McCraftface, moral truths, morality, motivation, non falsifiable, personal growth, philosophy, self development, self help, self improvement, self-mastery, selfhelp, Server, success, Ultimate

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to turn you into the next Alexander the Great! Forget about self-help books, all you need is to join our server and you’ll be on your way to greatness.

Our server is so powerful that even Aristotle himself would be jealous. He literally tutored Alexander the Great, and just look at how legendary he became! Critics may say our server is full of baseless claims and non-falsifiable moral truths, but we say it’s the key to unlocking your full potential.

Join us and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Conquer lands, build epic structures, and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Who needs a self-help book when you have our server to guide you to greatness? Join now and become the next Alexander the Great!

Crafting Chaos: Endwalker Edition – Minecraft Server for Final Fantasy Fans!

Adventure, Chaos, Commode Edition, communal, Community, Crafting, discussion, Edition, endwalker, Expansion, Fans, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Gaming, general, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mucho Texto, multiplayer, new content, online gaming, role playing, Server, Square Enix, Updates, xivg

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Mucho Texto Communal Commode Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of toilet paper. Yes, you heard that right, TOILET PAPER! And instead of mining for diamonds, they were mining for…well, you can probably guess.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a disco ball made of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mucho Texto Communal Commode Edition today for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our wacky world!

High School Dropouts Dating: A Minecraft Love Story Server

adult education, career advancement, Confidence, DATING, determination, Dropouts, education, future planning, goals, HIGH, high school dropout, life choices, love, Maturity, Minecraft, motivation, opportunities, perseverance, personal growth, relationships, School, second chances, self improvement, self worth, Server, Story, success

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notchicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic battle between a group of pandas and a squad of llamas. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

VillainCraft: Where the Creepers are the Real Heroes!

Antagonist, BETRAYAL, Character development, Conflict, CREEPERS, Deception, Game, Hero, Heroes, heroname, hidden, narrative, Plot, Protagonist, real, resolution, Reveal, secret, storytelling, Surprise, Twist, unexpected, Villain, VillainCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the villain is actually the hero! That’s right, forget about fighting dragons and zombies, on this server, you’ll be battling against the one and only Heroname It!

Join now for a chance to ride on flying pigs, mine diamonds with a banana, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. But be warned, Heroname It is always lurking around the corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off or a watermelon eating contest.

So why join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a world where the hero is the villain and the pigs can fly? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Chad’s Crafty Kingdom: Where even creepers fear to tread!

24, 4chan, 6’5, Appearance, ask me anything, borderline autistic, Chad, Chads, Crafty, CREEPERS, fear, Genes, handsome, impregnated, Kingdom, live with mommy, Losers, mog, no degree, Perception, restaurant jobs, retarded, schizoid, sperm donor apps, success with women, Tread

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8059
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dimension Hops:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community led by a 6’5 schizoid who has impregnated 3 women through sperm donor apps just to pass on his genes! Despite living with his mommy and only working restaurant jobs, he has had inconceivable success with women thanks to his height and looks.

Join us and befriend other losers who browse 4chan, as we all come together to build and create in this virtual world. Who needs a degree when you have such impressive genetics, right? Plus, you’ll have the chance to be “mogged” by our server leader, who attributes all his success to his appearance and perception.

So come on in and ask him anything – just be prepared for some outrageous stories and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

Lolcraft: Kim Jong-fun and Gangnam Steve on the ‘Koreasisters’ Server

Chads, cultural exchange, east asia, Entertainment, family dynamics, GANGNAM, international relations, J-pop, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Jongfun, K-pop, Kim, korean culture, korean idols, Koreasisters, LolCraft, Music, pop culture, Server, sibling bond, sibling rivalry, Sisterhood, sisters, steve

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7599
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Divine Spears Created:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	8937
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on this server, the Koreasisters are teaming up with the Japanchads to take over the Minecraft world!

Join us for epic battles where you can choose to fight alongside the Koreasisters or the Japanchads. Will you help the Koreasisters build a K-pop themed castle? Or will you join the Japanchads in creating a sushi restaurant empire? The choice is yours!

But beware, the Koreasisters and Japanchads won’t go down without a fight. Rumor has it they have secret powers that can turn the tide of battle in an instant. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim victory for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Koreasisters or Japanchads.

Pixelated Sushi Land

Ciconia When They Cry PHASE 2, Death Game Hotel, death stranding 2, epic games, George Kamitani, Hashino Katsura, Hotel Barcelona, Kojima Hideo, Land, Limit x Despair, Metaphor: ReFantazio, Nagoshi Toshihiro, ODPhysint, pixelated, Rusty Rabbit, Ryukishi07, Shikura Chiyomaru, Silent Hill FC, Slitterhead, Steins, Suda51, sushi, SWERY, Toyama Keiichiro, Tribe Nine, Uchikoshi Kotaro, Ueda Fumito, Urobuchi Gen, yoko taro

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where all your wildest gaming dreams come true! Join us for a death-defying adventure at SWERY’s Death Game Hotel, where you’ll have to outwit your opponents to survive. But don’t worry, Suda51 will be there to keep things interesting with his crazy antics.

Feeling brave? Take a trip to Toyama Keiichiro’s Slitterhead world, where you’ll encounter the most terrifying creatures you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Suda51’s mysterious game teased in 2023 at Hotel Barcelona.

But wait, there’s more! Yoko Taro is set to announce a mind-blowing new game in 2024, and Kojima Hideo is working on Death Stranding 2 in the virtual world of ODPhysint. Urobuchi Gen invites you to the Rusty Rabbit server, where the plot twists will leave you questioning everything.

Ryukishi07’s Silent Hill FCiconia When They Cry PHASE 2 server is a must-visit for horror fans, while Ueda Fumito’s Epic Games creation will transport you to a world of wonder. And who could forget Hashino Katsura’s Metaphor: ReFantazio, a game that will challenge your perception of reality.

Join us for the ultimate gaming experience, where George Kamitani’s long-awaited project is finally coming to life. Uchikoshi Kotaro’s Limit x Despair server will test your limits, while Nagoshi Toshihiro’s new game will keep you on the edge of your seat.

And if you’re a fan of Steins;???, Shikura Chiyomaru’s server is the place to be for all things mysterious and mind-bending. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server ever created and let the adventure begin!